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Is she a monster or do I have a little chance ?

Is she a monster or do I have a little chance ?

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Originally posted by duckegg
Rochade 🙂 I think it is good you are honest. I had a fat boyfriend once and yes his body was the reason I broke up with him. I thought it wouldn't matter because he had a good personality but it was such a turn off. If you don't like fat chicks I wouldn't bother.
My word- a woman who talks sense- where have you been while the rest of this nonsense has been going on in this forum today?

Please contribute more often! I had lost all hope of reading something by a sensible female here after the Men and Women threads.

Kudos!

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Originally posted by Rochade
I like your sense of humor :-)
Just tap that big ol' keg you ugly bastard.

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Ok guys eat this.

She informed me that she would like to have sex with a women before she gets married.

I replied that I couldn´t stand the fact that my future wife goes down on a woman unless I am there for a threesome. So if we ever will mary I would cancel the marriage if I wasn´t involved in a threesome as she has cheated on me with another girl.

She replied: Okay that´s a deal.

I am so blessed man !

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Originally posted by Rochade
Ok guys eat this.

She informed me that she would like to have sex with a women before she gets married.

I replied that I couldn´t stand the fact that my future wife goes down on a woman unless I am there for a threesome. So if we ever will mary I would cancel the marriage if I wasn´t involved in a threesome as she has cheated on me with another girl.

She replied: Okay that´s a deal.

I am so blessed man !
Most women would like to have sex with another woman. It's a common fantasy

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Originally posted by duckegg
Most women would like to have sex with another woman. It's a common fantasy
Have you ever considered maryying a 26 years old German ? LOL

Just imagine thats 4 of them and and and six of them and you just have two hands and and oh my god I am so excited !

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Originally posted by Rochade
Hi fellas,

meet this girl on the internet and we talk for hours and hours on the phone and I saw photos but not her profile or her whole body.

80 c as bra size is very much ok. Nice character and a beautiful face.
Problem is: I cannot mount a monster. Yes I for myself don´t look like Brad Pitt but if you spank a womens butt in the morning it should ...[text shortened]... own moon or is she about o.k. ?

Please help me before I go to the toilet and open my veins !
Fat women are only good for blowjobs. And cooking.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Fat women are only good for blowjobs. And cooking.
And eating.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
And eating.
You are correct. That also encompasses both properties of fat women that I described.

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Originally posted by Palynka
You are correct. That also encompasses both properties of fat women that I described.
I realized that.

Hence this post.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
I realized that.

Hence this post.
You're a monster, I have no chance.

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Originally posted by Rochade
Hi fellas,

meet this girl on the internet and we talk for hours and hours on the phone and I saw photos but not her profile or her whole body.

80 c as bra size is very much ok. Nice character and a beautiful face.
Problem is: I cannot mount a monster. Yes I for myself don´t look like Brad Pitt but if you spank a womens butt in the morning it should ...[text shortened]... own moon or is she about o.k. ?

Please help me before I go to the toilet and open my veins !
Simply put - thats MAHOOSIVE.

I'm 6 foot 3 and i dont weigh that much. Ok i'm slim, but not skinny.

She is overweight, if not obese by medical standards.

M

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Originally posted by noxidjkram
Simply put - thats MAHOOSIVE.

I'm 6 foot 3 and i dont weigh that much. Ok i'm slim, but not skinny.

She is overweight, if not obese by medical standards.

M
Going by BMI, she's in the normal range (her BMI is 24).

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Going by BMI, she's in the normal range (her BMI is 24).
Hmmm...

5 foot 9 (5.7 feet) and 174 pounds puts her into overwieght according to these BMI charts at 26ish...

http://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/guidelines/obesity/bmi_tbl.htm

So i am wrong - but she still isnt normal range...

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Originally posted by Rochade
She is...about 5,7085 feet...
That's higher than Everest!

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Originally posted by noxidjkram
Hmmm...

5 foot 9 (5.7 feet) and 174 pounds puts her into overwieght according to these BMI charts at 26ish...

http://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/guidelines/obesity/bmi_tbl.htm

So i am wrong - but she still isnt normal range...
My guess is that Rochade's conversion is wrong. But I am too lazy to look it up.