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Is she a monster or do I have a little chance ?

Is she a monster or do I have a little chance ?

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Originally posted by Rochade
Hi fellas,

meet this girl on the internet and we talk for hours and hours on the phone and I saw photos but not her profile or her whole body.

80 c as bra size is very much ok. Nice character and a beautiful face.
Problem is: I cannot mount a monster. Yes I for myself don´t look like Brad Pitt but if you spank a womens butt in the morning it should ...[text shortened]... own moon or is she about o.k. ?

Please help me before I go to the toilet and open my veins !
you are probably not good enough for her for even considering that there might be a problem. Can you even begin to imagine what she would think or feel if she had even a hint of what you have posted here. You are the ugly one. that you feel as you do might not be something that you can control but to post it in such a manner as you have is.

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Originally posted by Rochade
Best thing is: She will never know. As all women only see and hear what they wanna see and hear.

I for my part think that women as pulling the strings from behind also know a lot about this.

Allright, then I admit id I am pathetic and shallow. But I only sleep with beautifull women. If not to be pathetic and shallow means to sleep with tons of love a ...[text shortened]... eir partners body are in a relationsship with a fatty. True until proved wrong.

Now hang me.
Have you ever had any female friends without thinking you had to want to "shag" them?

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
Have you ever had any female friends without thinking you had to want to "shag" them?
Yes I had and have as I also like the things women bring into your live such as emotions, emotional views of things, laughing etc etc.

I am the one gentlemen who open doors, pays the bill so she never sees it, help the ladies to get up and always open a "window" for her to get away without loosing face. I just think my part for myself and want to be physically attracted.

In my last relationship (6 and a half years) I could hardly breathe in her presence and felt the hunger to touch her whenever I saw her. 13 hours of stress on the job the whole world kan kiss my a... and she calls and just say hi and its sunset in my heart. And she put on 20 pounds and I stayed with her and told her to think about loosing weight as she hated herself for beeing a fatty. And I said yes to extra (i do a lot for myself) excercises together and always motivated her and so on.

But I must adore a women to have this and to be able to do so I must be attracted by the way she looks or throw back her hair AND HER BODY.

I just don´t want to be Moby Dick´s Ahab.

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Originally posted by Rochade

I just don´t want to be Moby Dick´s Ahab.[/b]
Where is Nordlys when you need her!

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Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
That's a big un. I'm 5'10 155 pounds, and I'm a decent sized guy body wise.

Edit: I wouldn't say she's huge or anything, but probably not a fitness model.
I'm 5'11" and 240... but, it's mostly cock.

Just remember, fat chicks can take way more of a beating than the skinny ones can.

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
Have you ever had any female friends without thinking you had to want to "shag" them?
Me? God no.
But then again, most of my male friends are quite nervous around me as well...

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
I'm 5'11" and 240... but, it's mostly cock.

Just remember, fat chicks can take way more of a beating than the skinny ones can.
Hell yes thats a good point.

Where is my whip by the way ? And what the hell happened to my iron collar ? Where is the woman that belongs to that stuff. Hey BDSM kitty where are you ? I hope I didn´t forget her whilst I take her for a walk !

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Originally posted by Rochade
Hell yes thats a good point.

Where is my whip by the way ? And what the hell happened to my iron collar ? Where is the woman that belongs to that stuff. Hey BDSM kitty where are you ? I hope I didn´t forget her whilst I take her for a walk !
Don't forget to hit her with the ol' Donkey Punch.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Don't forget to hit her with the ol' Donkey Punch.
Hell yes and the good ol walker texas ranger roundhouse kick to the head !

No I never hit a women in my love not even with my car !

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Originally posted by jimmac
you are probably not good enough for her for even considering that there might be a problem. Can you even begin to imagine what she would think or feel if she had even a hint of what you have posted here. You are the ugly one. that you feel as you do might not be something that you can control but to post it in such a manner as you have is.
Come off it!

I can only assume you were typing that in front of some chick you wanted to get into bed...

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Originally posted by jimmac
you are probably not good enough for her for even considering that there might be a problem. Can you even begin to imagine what she would think or feel if she had even a hint of what you have posted here. You are the ugly one. that you feel as you do might not be something that you can control but to post it in such a manner as you have is.
I frankly asked her if she is a monster. She replied no.

Then I spoke about my fear to be not attracted by her and she has the same thing vice versa (she´s afraid that she´s not attracted by my outer appearance) which might be so.
Problem is: we love our minds.

But she would not want to be with me if she finds me repulsive and so do I.

And to frankly talk about a problem with an open minded language is okay.

But she doesn´t read chess sites anyway.

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Originally posted by Rochade

Problem is: we love our minds.
It's like something out of a 50's horror film.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
It's like something out of a 50's horror film.
Yeah but its true. Sorry to admit it fellas I just love her mind, the way she talks, think and so on.

Middle of the conversation:

She: Gee its hot !
I: WTF ?
She: Oh I am taking a bath:
I: HMMPF !

I just want to be able to lover her body the same way I already love her mind.

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Originally posted by Rochade
Problem is: we love our minds.
"everything was going fine, but then we fell in love with our minds."

a tough one. 🙂

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Originally posted by Rochade
I frankly asked her if she is a monster. She replied no.

Then I spoke about my fear to be not attracted by her and she has the same thing vice versa (she´s afraid that she´s not attracted by my outer appearance) which might be so.
Problem is: we love our minds.

But she would not want to be with me if she finds me repulsive and so do I.

And to f ...[text shortened]... out a problem with an open minded language is okay.

But she doesn´t read chess sites anyway.
openness is good. The problem is that she will ALLWAYS know what you think and it may allways hurt. People with low self_esteem may ( often ) feel that they can do no better and therefore take 2nd best. You may simply be reinforcing her own opinion of herself. You are probably going to hurt her no matter how honest you are. you do not appear caring in these posts. Lust is not something that you use without taking a part of someone else. I feel you WILL hurt her.