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I had an interview at a metal recycling plant today. I have always loved metals.
99 percent of all metal recycling is your basic metals...steel, copper, aluminum etc.
The remaining 1 percent deals with silver from solders and circuit boards, gold from circuit boards and platinum from catalitic converters in cars.
Metal recycling plants have to deal with theives breaking in at night and employee theft.
I collect coins and jewelry so I am really into precious metals. (safe deposit box)

So the interview is going good and it looks like I got the job and at the end he asks if I have any questions.
Me being an IDIOT I ask...

"Do you get a lot of precious metals coming through here?"

Quite possibly the worst question I could have asked.
I don't expect them to call me.

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i applied for a job at a brothel once,
the lady just looked at me and smiled...


I applied to an escort service in my 20's and the dude said I would have to service both females and males.
It was bad enough thinking I would have to service fat chicks so I had to decline because the cost of the drugs to go gay for pay would exceed my income at the escort company.


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Hahahhahahaaahahaa

I've bought so many memberships to this website I should own half of it.



Sounds good.
I propose we ban Suzianne because she denied my membership request to her clan the Misfits.


@chessturd said
Sounds good.
I propose we ban Suzianne because she denied my membership request to her clan the Misfits.
Sometime you should ask Dive what he had to do to get into Metallica.

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No time like the present.

Did you sell your soul Dive?

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...I really wanted that job ☹️


@chessturd said
I applied to an escort service in my 20's and the dude said I would have to service both females and males.
It was bad enough thinking I would have to service fat chicks so I had to decline because the cost of the drugs to go gay for pay would exceed my income at the escort company.
All metals are, Precious.



@chessturd said
Sounds good.
I propose we ban Suzianne because she denied my membership request to her clan the Misfits.
We took a vote on your application and decided unanimously that you were a cauliflower.


-Removed-
Can we have a Definition for "principled character"?

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"Can I get an advance on my first two weeks' pay?"

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