Job interview mistakes
16 Apr '19 11:36@ghost-of-a-duke saidMaking a joke right? 😉
Lightening in the hand sounds a tad dangerous to me.
(I've only just mastered the lightsaber).
-VR
16 Apr '19 11:36@ghost-of-a-duke saidMaking a joke right? 😉
Lightening in the hand sounds a tad dangerous to me.
(I've only just mastered the lightsaber).
16 Apr '19 11:56@ghost-of-a-duke saidA battle between a Jedi Knight and Hong Kong Phooey !
No sir, I am an actual Jedi Knight...
16 Apr '19 12:02@the-gravedigger saidAre you two in a fantasy world?
A battle between a Jedi Knight and Hong Kong Phooey !
16 Apr '19 12:041 edit@ghost-of-a-duke saidyou dig through the trash at night is more likely
No sir, I am an actual Jedi Knight...
16 Apr '19 13:18@chessturd saidWhile I suspect you sleep in it.
you dig through the trash at night is more likely
16 Apr '19 13:35@very-rusty saidJedi Knights are trained to suppress their feelings...
Don't you have feelings for the homeless?
-VR
16 Apr '19 14:04@ghost-of-a-duke saidSee a shrink you're not a Jedi Knight, just having a fantasy!!! 😛 😉
Jedi Knights are trained to suppress their feelings...
Take it up with Yoda.
17 Apr '19 19:011 edit@chessturd saidWant some helpful advice? Just keep things simple and to the point.
I had an interview at a metal recycling plant today. I have always loved metals.
99 percent of all metal recycling is your basic metals...steel, copper, aluminum etc.
The remaining 1 percent deals with silver from solders and circuit boards, gold from circuit boards and platinum from catalitic converters in cars.
Metal recycling plants have to deal with theives breaking ...[text shortened]... ugh here?"
Quite possibly the worst question I could have asked.
I don't expect them to call me.
17 Apr '19 19:13@whodey saidI am thinking probably not the best advice! 😉
Want some helpful advice? Just keep things simple and to the point.
For example, if they ask:
1. Why should we hire you?
Answer: I need a job silly.
2. What expectations do you have working here?
Answer: Salary.
3. Why did you leave your last job?
Answer: I did not leave, they left me and did not tell me where they were going.
17 Apr '19 19:341 edit@very-rusty saidThen there is the oldie but goodie
I am thinking probably not the best advice! 😉
Funny though!
-VR
17 Apr '19 19:41@whodey saidLOL...Funny but one thing you wouldn't want to say for sure!!! 😉
Then there is the oldie but goodie
"What sort of work are you looking for?"
Answer: "Work? I did not say anything about work, I just need a job is all."
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