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@ghost-of-a-duke said
Lightening in the hand sounds a tad dangerous to me.

(I've only just mastered the lightsaber).
Making a joke right? 😉

-VR


@very-rusty said
Making a joke right? 😉

-VR
No sir, I am an actual Jedi Knight...


@ghost-of-a-duke said
No sir, I am an actual Jedi Knight...
Yes, I do back flips!

-VR


@ghost-of-a-duke said
No sir, I am an actual Jedi Knight...
A battle between a Jedi Knight and Hong Kong Phooey !


@the-gravedigger said
A battle between a Jedi Knight and Hong Kong Phooey !
Are you two in a fantasy world?

-VR

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
No sir, I am an actual Jedi Knight...
you dig through the trash at night is more likely


@chessturd said
you dig through the trash at night is more likely
While I suspect you sleep in it.


@ghost-of-a-duke said
While I suspect you sleep in it.
Don't you have feelings for the homeless?

-VR


@very-rusty said
Don't you have feelings for the homeless?

-VR
Jedi Knights are trained to suppress their feelings...

Take it up with Yoda.


@ghost-of-a-duke said
Jedi Knights are trained to suppress their feelings...

Take it up with Yoda.
See a shrink you're not a Jedi Knight, just having a fantasy!!! 😛 😉

-VR

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@very-rusty said
Are you two in a fantasy world?

-VR
lol

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@chessturd said
I had an interview at a metal recycling plant today. I have always loved metals.
99 percent of all metal recycling is your basic metals...steel, copper, aluminum etc.
The remaining 1 percent deals with silver from solders and circuit boards, gold from circuit boards and platinum from catalitic converters in cars.
Metal recycling plants have to deal with theives breaking ...[text shortened]... ugh here?"

Quite possibly the worst question I could have asked.
I don't expect them to call me.
Want some helpful advice? Just keep things simple and to the point.

For example, if they ask:

1. Why should we hire you?

Answer: I need a job silly.

2. What expectations do you have working here?

Answer: Salary.

3. Why did you leave your last job?

Answer: I did not leave, they left me and did not tell me where they were going.


@whodey said
Want some helpful advice? Just keep things simple and to the point.

For example, if they ask:

1. Why should we hire you?

Answer: I need a job silly.

2. What expectations do you have working here?

Answer: Salary.

3. Why did you leave your last job?

Answer: I did not leave, they left me and did not tell me where they were going.
I am thinking probably not the best advice! 😉

Funny though!

-VR

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@very-rusty said
I am thinking probably not the best advice! 😉

Funny though!

-VR
Then there is the oldie but goodie

"What sort of work are you looking for?"

Answer: "Work? I did not say anything about work, I just need a job is all."


@whodey said
Then there is the oldie but goodie

"What sort of work are you looking for?"

Answer: "Work? I did not say anything about work, I just need a job is all."
LOL...Funny but one thing you wouldn't want to say for sure!!! 😉

-VR

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