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  1. Standard memberchessturd
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    17 Apr '19 19:58
    @whodey
    LoL I will remember that 😉
  2. SubscriberVery Rusty
    Treat Everyone Equal
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    17 Apr '19 20:58
    @chessturd said
    @whodey
    LoL I will remember that 😉
    Just don't use it at an interview unless of course you don't really want the job!!! 😉

    -VR
  3. Standard memberbadradger
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    18 Apr '19 09:56
    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    We took a vote on your application and decided unanimously that you were a cauliflower.
    now thats a turnip for the books
  4. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    18 Apr '19 12:09
    @badradger said
    now thats a turnip for the books
    What ever the hell that is suppose to mean!!! 😛

    -VR
  5. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    18 Apr '19 12:55
    @very-rusty said
    What ever the hell that is suppose to mean!!! 😛

    -VR
    Come on Rusty, have a go at understanding the joke.

    I said, '...cauliflower.'
    He responded, 'now that's a turnip for the books.'


    Take your time sir...
  6. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    18 Apr '19 12:591 edit
    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    Come on Rusty, have a go at understanding the joke.

    I said, '...cauliflower.'
    He responded, 'now that's a turnip for the books.'


    Take your time sir...
    Got to be an English thing! 😛 😉

    You guys got a different sense of humour I must say, no offense intended.

    I am sure there are lots of our jokes you don't get.

    What is this thing you guys got about calling everyone "mate" like they are your best friend?

    -VR
  7. Arch Stantons Grave
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    18 Apr '19 14:26
    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    Come on Rusty, have a go at understanding the joke.

    I said, '...cauliflower.'
    He responded, 'now that's a turnip for the books.'


    Take your time sir...
    He might be a swede ?
  8. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    18 Apr '19 14:28
    @very-rusty said
    Got to be an English thing! 😛 😉

    You guys got a different sense of humour I must say, no offense intended.

    I am sure there are lots of our jokes you don't get.

    What is this thing you guys got about calling everyone "mate" like they are your best friend?

    -VR
    The Ghost has never called you 'mate.'

    😛
  9. Arch Stantons Grave
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    18 Apr '19 14:29
    @very-rusty said
    Got to be an English thing! 😛 😉

    You guys got a different sense of humour I must say, no offense intended.

    I am sure there are lots of our jokes you don't get.

    What is this thing you guys got about calling everyone "mate" like they are your best friend?

    -VR
    What did the lettuce say to the celery?
    Quit stalking me.
  10. Arch Stantons Grave
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    18 Apr '19 14:32
    @very-rusty said
    Got to be an English thing! 😛 😉

    You guys got a different sense of humour I must say, no offense intended.

    I am sure there are lots of our jokes you don't get.

    What is this thing you guys got about calling everyone "mate" like they are your best friend?

    -VR
    VR, some people think you take up too mushroom on here.


    Gedditt !!
  11. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    18 Apr '19 14:39
    @the-gravedigger said
    What did the lettuce say to the celery?
    Quit stalking me.
    Man goes to the doctors with celery in his ears and a carrot up his nose.

    Doctor says, 'you need to eat more sensibly.'
  12. Arch Stantons Grave
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    18 Apr '19 15:15
    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    Man goes to the doctors with celery in his ears and a carrot up his nose.

    Doctor says, 'you need to eat more sensibly.'
    Rusty went to the doctors and said 'doc, people keep ignoring me.'

    The doctor said 'next.'
  13. SubscriberGhost of a Duke
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    18 Apr '19 15:20
    'Doctor, doctor!' says Rusty, 'Every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.'

    Doctor replies, 'How long have you been getting these Disney spells?!
  14. Arch Stantons Grave
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    'Doctor doctor 'says Rusty,
    'I think I am a pair of curtains'
    The doctor said 'pull yourself together man.'
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    18 Apr '19 15:29
    A man challenges Rusty for his wallet on a Halifax street corner.
    He exclaims "your money or your life!"
    Rusty responds..."ehh?"
    The vagrant continues "I said, your money or your life!"
    Rusty gets a real quizzical look on his face and repeats "ehh?"
    "Look man, I'm not playing with you...your money or your life?"
    Rusty pauses and then exclaims "I'm thinking it over!"
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