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    18 Apr '19 15:30
    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    'Doctor, doctor!' says Rusty, 'Every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.'

    Doctor replies, 'How long have you been getting these Disney spells?!
    This joke's about as old as I am, but I've always liked it;

    Q. Why are there no Asprins in the jungle?
    A. 'Cause the parrots eat 'em all.
  2. Arch Stantons Grave
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    18 Apr '19 15:36
    Rusty went to the doctors and said 'doc sometimes I think I am a wigwam and sometimes I think I am a tepee.'
    The doctor said 'relax, your to tense.'
  3. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    18 Apr '19 16:10
    @ghost-of-a-duke said
    The Ghost has never called you 'mate.'

    😛
    Thank God for that!!! 😛 😉

    -VR
  4. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    18 Apr '19 16:11
    @wolfe63 said
    A man challenges Rusty for his wallet on a Halifax street corner.
    He exclaims "your money or your life!"
    Rusty responds..."ehh?"
    The vagrant continues "I said, your money or your life!"
    Rusty gets a real quizzical look on his face and repeats "ehh?"
    "Look man, I'm not playing with you...your money or your life?"
    Rusty pauses and then exclaims "I'm thinking it over!"
    Not bad Wolfy....I'll chuckle about that later on!!! 😛 😉

    -VR
  5. Arch Stantons Grave
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    18 Apr '19 16:38
    @wolfe63 said
    A man challenges Rusty for his wallet on a Halifax street corner.
    He exclaims "your money or your life!"
    Rusty responds..."ehh?"
    The vagrant continues "I said, your money or your life!"
    Rusty gets a real quizzical look on his face and repeats "ehh?"
    "Look man, I'm not playing with you...your money or your life?"
    Rusty pauses and then exclaims "I'm thinking it over!"
    Take my life ! I need the money !
  6. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    18 Apr '19 16:42
    @the-gravedigger said
    Take my life ! I need the money !
    Don't be silly, if you're dead the money isn't much use to you. He was making a joke, and throwing a dig at me at the same time. 😉 It was actually kind of funny, who would carry a large amount of money around with them that could be stolen?
    That is why they have armoured trucks and even they get robbed!!! 😉

    -VR
  7. Arch Stantons Grave
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    18 Apr '19 18:37
    @very-rusty said
    Don't be silly, if you're dead the money isn't much use to you. He was making a joke, and throwing a dig at me at the same time. 😉 It was actually kind of funny, who would carry a large amount of money around with them that could be stolen?
    That is why they have armoured trucks and even they get robbed!!! 😉

    -VR
    You may have been going to the auction to buy that parrot hence the large sum of money about your person.
  8. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    18 Apr '19 18:50
    @the-gravedigger said
    You may have been going to the auction to buy that parrot hence the large sum of money about your person.
    You mean the cyber space parrot....LOL...!!!

    I of course would have had my two armed cyberspace guards with me!!! 😉

    -VR
  9. Arch Stantons Grave
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    18 Apr '19 18:56
    @very-rusty said
    You mean the cyber space parrot....LOL...!!!

    I of course would have had my two armed cyberspace guards with me!!! 😉

    -VR
    My cyber space guards have 4 arms each.
  10. Arch Stantons Grave
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    @the-gravedigger said
    My cyber space guards have 4 arms each.
    Don't be silly GD.
    I meant my guards carry guns ! 😉

    Just to save you the trouble VR 😉
  11. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    18 Apr '19 19:18
    @the-gravedigger said
    Don't be silly GD.
    I meant my guards carry guns ! 😉

    Just to save you the trouble VR 😉
    LOL...It is recognized armed guards would be carrying guns gd. 😉

    -VR
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