@ghost-of-a-duke said
'Doctor, doctor!' says Rusty, 'Every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.'

Doctor replies, 'How long have you been getting these Disney spells?!

Rusty went to the doctors and said 'doc sometimes I think I am a wigwam and sometimes I think I am a tepee.'
The doctor said 'relax, your to tense.'

@ghost-of-a-duke said
The Ghost has never called you 'mate.'

😛

@wolfe63 said
A man challenges Rusty for his wallet on a Halifax street corner.
He exclaims "your money or your life!"
Rusty responds..."ehh?"
The vagrant continues "I said, your money or your life!"
Rusty gets a real quizzical look on his face and repeats "ehh?"
"Look man, I'm not playing with you...your money or your life?"
Rusty pauses and then exclaims "I'm thinking it over!"

@wolfe63 said
A man challenges Rusty for his wallet on a Halifax street corner.
He exclaims "your money or your life!"
Rusty responds..."ehh?"
The vagrant continues "I said, your money or your life!"
Rusty gets a real quizzical look on his face and repeats "ehh?"
"Look man, I'm not playing with you...your money or your life?"
Rusty pauses and then exclaims "I'm thinking it over!"

@the-gravedigger said
Take my life ! I need the money !

@very-rusty said
Don't be silly, if you're dead the money isn't much use to you. He was making a joke, and throwing a dig at me at the same time. 😉 It was actually kind of funny, who would carry a large amount of money around with them that could be stolen?
That is why they have armoured trucks and even they get robbed!!! 😉

-VR

@the-gravedigger said
You may have been going to the auction to buy that parrot hence the large sum of money about your person.

@very-rusty said
You mean the cyber space parrot....LOL...!!!

I of course would have had my two armed cyberspace guards with me!!! 😉

-VR

@the-gravedigger said
My cyber space guards have 4 arms each.

@the-gravedigger said
Don't be silly GD.
I meant my guards carry guns ! 😉

Just to save you the trouble VR 😉