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Obama walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder all dressed up in a tux. The bartender says, "Nice, but can it talk?" The parrot says, 'Yes, but not without a teleprompter."
England
Originally posted by sonhouseGood one. I wonder if any earlier examples are around?
Australia
When a man talks nasty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks nasty to a man, it's $5 a minute.
What's brown and looks through your bedroom window?A stool on a ladder.
