Joke of the Day

Obama was at a local school getting some PR by talking to the children during his re-election campaign. Obama started by going around the room answering quesitons. Obama pointed to one boy with his hand held high.

Obama: So what is your name son?
Boy: Walter.
Obama: And what is your question for me Walter?
Boy: Actually I have 4 questions.
Obama: Ok, lets hear them.
Boy: First, why did you attack Libya without the consent of Congress and then violate the War Powers Act by not consulting with Congress within the first 60 days of the war by saying it was not really a war? Second, why do you keep saying that the economy is better when things are clearly getting worse? Third, why do you sue the state of Arizona for enforcing federal laws on illegal immigration and then turn right around and sign an Executive Order that conflicts with those same federal immigration laws? And my last question Mr. President is, which of the 57 states are you from?

Just then the bell rang and Obama said that it was time for a break. Shortly after Obama resumed taking questions.

Obama: Sorry for that interruption, so who is next? Ok, lets start with you son, what is your name?

Boy #2: Stevie

Obama: And what is your question?

Boy #2: Actually, I have 6 questions.

Obama: (long pause), Ok, then, hit me?

Boy #2: First, why is it that you went to war with Libya without consulting Congress and then ignored the War Powers Act by not consulting Congres within the first 60 days of the conflict? Second, how is it exactly that the economy has improved during your presidency? Third, why do you snub your nose at the illegal immigration laws and sue Arizona for trying to enforce them and even sign Executive Orders that conflict with such laws? Fourth, are there really 57 states? Fifth, why did the school bell ring 20 minutes early? And lastly Mr. President, where did Walter go?

Originally posted by whodey
Obama was at a local school getting some PR by talking to the children during his re-election campaign. Obama started by going around the room answering quesitons. Obama pointed to one boy with his hand held high.

Obama: So what is your name son?
Boy: Walter.
Obama: And what is your question for me Walter?
Boy: Actually I have 4 questions.
Obama: ...[text shortened]... , why did the school bell ring 20 minutes early? And lastly Mr. President, where did Walter go?

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A stick.

OK! Now, theres our first participant with an actual joke. Loved the pause. In comedy timing is everything.

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
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A stick.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Hi, Huck. Wondered if you were still active on RHP.

Shaun and Paddy were strolling past the employment agency one morning and spotted in the window - "Tree fellers wanted. Apply within"

"A shame to be sure" said Paddy that there's only the two of us.

skeets

Anybody lose a large wad of twenty dollar bills with many hundreds rolled on the outside in a large

rubber band? Well if you hear of anyone who did, please let them know I found the rubber band.


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Q. Whats the difference between mash potato and pea soup?
A. Anyone can mash potato!

Two fighter planes flying over Afghanistan and all of a sudden a guy on a magic carpet rises up between them. One plane locks it targets on and prepares to fire. The other pilot says 'Hang on a minute, that's an allied carpet'.

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This is a warning to anyone walking along 35th street.


There group of muggers hanging round there, who use a blonde with big tits to lure you round a dark alley for Fillatio. While she's performing the act her friends sneak up quiet and riffle through your pockets. I was robbed last Monday, Teusday, Thursday, Sunday, and tomorrow.

Frank: Wow CP, I had the most horrible nightmare last night. Very disturbing.

ChessPraxis: What was it about?

Frank: I dreamed shortcircuit ran up to the top floor of a very high building
and was going to commit suicide. Jump to his death.

ChessPraxis: What happened?

Frank: He couldn't get the window open...

Originally posted by Frank Burns
Frank: Wow CP, I had the most horrible nightmare last night. Very disturbing.

ChessPraxis: What was it about?

Frank: I dreamed shortcircuit ran up to the top floor of a very high building
and was going to commit suicide. Jump to his death.

ChessPraxis: What happened?

Frank: He couldn't get the window open...

wha,wha wha,wha wha,wha thats hilarious grumpy

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Originally posted by whitesingleprincess
wha,wha wha,wha wha,wha thats hilarious grumpy

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