Joke of the year.

Two ladies were sitting together, quietly.

Originally posted by Crowley
Two ladies were sitting together, quietly.

Kirk: ‘Everything I say is a lie.’
Scotty: ‘He's lying.’
Male Robot: ‘No!’ (Head explodes)
(Kirk kisses female robot)
Female Robot: Yes! (Head explodes)

P-

Originally posted by Crowley
Two ladies were sitting together, quietly.

Originally posted by hopscotch
...then Chuck Norris kicked open their skulls for taking his seat.

A three-legged dog walks into an bar in the Wild West. The music stops, and everyone turns around to look.

The dog says: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

Originally posted by hopscotch
...then Chuck Norris kicked open their skulls for taking his seat.

These jokes are about as funny as a back alley abortion clinic.

Originally posted by darvlay
...a back alley abortion clinic.

Originally posted by darvlay
These jokes are about as funny as a back alley abortion clinic.

Originally posted by dottewell
That hurts. That REALLY hurts.


A woman goes to the gym instructor and says, "I want to learn to do the splits."
The instructor says: "How flexible are you?"
The woman says: "I can't do Mondays."

What pink and hard?
A pig with a knife.

Originally posted by dottewell
What pink and hard?
A pig with a knife.

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
My first thought was: You.

Originally posted by dottewell
What pink and hard?
A pig with a knife.