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Originally posted by dottewell
I knew you were stalking me.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
An orange parrot?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
An orange parrot?
An orange puffin?

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Originally posted by darvlay
An orange puffin?
An orange penguinpuffin?

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Originally posted by darvlay
An orange puffin?
How do you make a dog drink?

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Originally posted by dottewell
How do you make a dog drink?
Is a dog drink a drink dogs like to drink, or a drink made of dogs?

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& finally, what's Michael Jackson got in common with caviar?

(couldn't post the answer to that one even if I wanted to, which I do).

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Originally posted by dottewell
& finally, what's Michael Jackson got in common with caviar?

(couldn't post the answer to that one even if I wanted to, which I do).
Caviar waits until your 12 before it comes on your face?

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Oh wait, that's acne. My bad.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Is a dog drink a drink dogs like to drink, or a drink made of dogs?
It's like trying to tell a joke to Rain Man...

😉

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Originally posted by darvlay
Oh wait, that's acne. My bad.
What's the difference between acne and caviar?

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Q. What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A. Get out of my sun.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Oh wait, that's acne. My bad.
Yup. Caviar is the stuff that comes on little white crackers.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
What's the difference between acne and caviar?
One goes well with bubbly and the other goes well with ugly?

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Originally posted by dottewell
It's like trying to tell a joke to Rain Man...

😉
Well, I am autistic, so there... But hey, I made a joke, too, just in case you didn't notice. It's like trying to tell a joke to an NT (neurotypical person)... 😉

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Well, I am autistic, so there... But hey, I made a joke, too, just in case you didn't notice. It's like trying to tell a joke to an NT (neurotypical person)... 😉
Now I feel bad.