Michael Jackson was at the birth of his first son by his then wife Debbie. Michael was overjoyed and asked the Doctor
"Doctor, my wife has done so well, I'm so excited, but when will we be able to have sex?
"Well" the Doctor replied, "You'll have to wait until he's at least 10!".
Originally posted by jadam35Latoya asks Michael , "Do you know what the best thing about sleeping with twentyfive year olds is?"
Michael Jackson was at the birth of his first son by his then wife Debbie. Michael was overjoyed and asked the Doctor
"Doctor, my wife has done so well, I'm so excited, but when will we be able to have sex?
"Well" the Doctor replied, "You'll have to wait until he's at least 10!".
Michael says , "Yes , there's twenty of them."
Heard somewhere...
A preacher was telling his congregation that anything they could think of, old or new, was discussed somewhere in the Bible and that the entirety of the human experience could be found there. After the service, he was approached by a woman who said "Preacher, I don't believe the Bible mentions PMS". The preacher replied that he was sure it must be there somewhere and that he would look for it. The following week after the service, the preacher called the woman aside and showed her a passage which read, "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem".
ps: Do you know why they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
Originally posted by CrowleyHave you not seen the clip on Conan O'brien where Walker jumps off the airplane wing into the car, pushes the woman driving into the passenger's seat, then punches her in the face when she tries to take the wheel back?
Chuck Norris doesn't hit women - he just roundhouse kicks them.