Originally posted by BromageQ: How do you get 1000 babies in a phone booth?
What's worse than a pile of dead babies?
One live baby down the bottom eating his way out.
A: A Blender
Q:How do you get 1000 babies out of a phone booth?
A:A straw
Q: What's worse then 10 babies in a trash bin?
A: 1 baby in 10 trash bins
Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a magical 3-headed unicorn?
A: I dont have a magical 3-headed unicorn in my garage
I once heard that once the Propet (pbuh) was sitting next to Hazrat Ali .. and they were eating dates .. Propeht (pbuh) was putting his seeds infront of Hazrat Ali .. and after some time .. Prophet (pbuh) said .. Ali you ate alot of them and Hazrat Ali said .. i only ate the dates .. you ate the seeds as well
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead. The driver felt so awful he began to cry.
A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidently hit this rabbit and killed it."
The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit. Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped down the road. 50 feet away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved at the two again, hopped down the road another 50 feet, turned, waved, and hopped another 50 feet. The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the woman's spray can! He ran over to the woman and demanded, " What was in your spray can? What did you spray onto that rabbit?" The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said:
"Hare Spray" Restores Life to Dead Hare. Adds Permanent Wave."
Originally posted by adramforallI don't get this one at all! I'm really going to have to think.
I once heard that once the Propet (pbuh) was sitting next to Hazrat Ali .. and they were eating dates .. Propeht (pbuh) was putting his seeds infront of Hazrat Ali .. and after some time .. Prophet (pbuh) said .. Ali you ate alot of them and Hazrat Ali said .. i only ate the dates .. you ate the seeds as well
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road and got out to see what had become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead. The driver felt so awful he began to cry.
A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidently hit this rabbit and killed it."
The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to her car trunk and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit. Miraculously, the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped down the road. 50 feet away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved at the two again, hopped down the road another 50 feet, turned, waved, and hopped another 50 feet. The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the woman's spray can! He ran over to the woman and demanded, " What was in your spray can? What did you spray onto that rabbit?" The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said:
"Hare Spray" Restores Life to Dead Hare. Adds Permanent Wave."
This one's great!
