Joke

Teachers asks class

'If there are four birds on a fence & you shoot one - how many are left?'.

Little johnny 'none - they would all fly away with the noise of the shot'.

Teacher ' correct answer is four but i like your thinking'.

Little johnny ' I have a question for you - 3 women sitting on bench having an ice cream - 1 delicatley licking sides, 1 gobbling down the top and sucking the cone, & 1 biting the top off of the ice cream - which one is married?'

Teach blushes heavily and says ' well i suppose its the 1 that gobbled the top and sucked the cone'.

Little johnny says ' it's the one with the wedding ring but i like your thinking!'

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Teachers asks class

'If there r 4 birds ona fence & you shoot one - how many left?'.

Little johnny 'none - they would all fly away with noise of shot'.

Teacher ' correct answer is four but i like your thinking'.

Originally posted by Ragnorak
I don't get it. 😕

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Teachers asks class

'If there are four birds on a fence & you shoot one - how many are left?'.

Little johnny 'none - they would all fly away with noise of the shot'.

Teacher ' correct answer is four but i like your thinking'.

Little johnny ' I have a question for you - 3 women sitting on bench having an ice cream - 1 delicatley lic ...[text shortened]...
Little johnny says ' it's the one with the wedding ring but i like your thinking!'

Originally posted by demonseed
Evidently.

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Teachers asks class

'If there are four birds on a fence & you shoot one - how many are left?'.

Little johnny 'none - they would all fly away with noise of the shot'.

Teacher ' correct answer is four but i like your thinking'.

Little johnny ' I have a question for you - 3 women sitting on bench having an ice cream - 1 delicatley lic ...[text shortened]...
Little johnny says ' it's the one with the wedding ring but i like your thinking!'

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I copy/pasted it from a forum that doesn't have the same level of sophistication as here....it wasn't very well written to be honest 😛

Originally posted by demonseed
Yeah I thought you'd messed what already was a crappy joke but it gave me an easy chance to have a dig at someone so I took it.

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
It was inadequate 😞

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
It was inadequate 😞

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
It was inadequate 😞

Originally posted by trevor33
i'm sure i've heard that before somewhere......

Originally posted by trevor33
i'm sure i've heard that before somewhere......

Originally posted by demonseed
Your boyfriend?

Originally posted by trevor33
that was it, of course, some guy from omagh who keep giving me blow jobs. i told him i'd found someone else and he called me inadequate.

thanks for the reminder 😛