Jokes and the Culture of Laugh

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Little old lady.

Originally posted by jimmyb270
Little old lady who?

**Groan**

Originally posted by jimmyb270
**Groan**

Originally posted by Phlabibit
Wow! I didn't know you could yodel...

A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. He sips the first one and pours the second on his hand. The bartender seeing this, gets curious and asks him "Hey buddy, why did you pour that drink all over your hand?" The man replies. "Just trying to get my date drunk."

A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre. So he gives her one.

Originally posted by garyminford
A woman walks into a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre. So he gives her one.

Here's a nicer one as penance for my last one.

2 tomatoes are sittin in the fridge, the one says to the other one, "MAN,it's gettin cold in here."

The other turns to the first and replies, "AHHH! IT'S A TALKING TOMATOE!"

Originally posted by Black Lung
What's the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball?
You can't eat a bowling ball.

Yup, I know it's sick but i've been laughing for 5 minutes now!

This thread is great!
😀🙄😲😏😛

From some Trial in the USA

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began
the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising
law

Originally posted by Black Lung
From some Trial in the USA

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a
pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began
the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain w ...[text shortened]... alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practising
law

Doctor:- Ok Mrs Johnson, if you would like to step behind the screen and strip.

Mrs Johnson strips

Doctor:- Right, now lets have a look at you, what seems to be the trouble?

Mrs Johnson:- I think a have acute angina

Doctor:- I know, and your t##s are not too bad either.