JOKES!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Originally posted by Cobra46
Talking about gays....have you heard of the two Scottish gays who got married? The ones name is Gerald Fitzpatrick and the other is Patrick Fitzgerald. Ha HA ha haaaa

Originally posted by Nemesio
Too soon.

Originally posted by Rapidfyre
On the dead humor side

If nuts on a wall are walnuts, and nuts on a chest are chestnuts, and nuts on a pea are peanuts, what do you call nuts on your chin?

Originally posted by Cobra46
Talking about gays....have you heard of the two Irish gays who got married? The ones name is Gerald Fitzpatrick and the other is Patrick Fitzgerald. Ha HA ha haaaa

Originally posted by Ray Gunz I
If nuts on a wall are walnuts, and nuts on a chest are chestnuts, and nuts on a pea are peanuts, what do you call nuts on your chin?

Originally posted by Ray Gunz I
If nuts on a wall are walnuts, and nuts on a chest are chestnuts, and nuts on a pea are peanuts, what do you call nuts on your chin?

What's the difference between a wife & a girlfriend?
25 years, 25 pounds.

One day a man came to a hotel. He asked if he could have the 3rd story. The hotel lady said it doesn’t have a basin but the man said that is okay I’ll shave out the window. The next day another man came to the hotel. He asked if he could have the 2nd story. The hotel lady said it doesn’t have a toilet the man said that is okay I’ll just pea out of the window. Then the next day another man came along and asked if he could have the 1st story the hotel lady said it doesn’t have a stove but the man said that is ok I’ll cook on a BBQ out the window. Then the next day all of the men gathered together the man in the 3rd story room said I had the worst day yesterday I dropped my shaver out the window. Then the next man said I had the worst day yesterday a shaver cut my wiener off. Then the next man said I had the best day yesterday I had a nice juicy sausage for lunch😛😏😵😀

Originally posted by jacko11
One day a man came to a hotel. He asked if he could have the 3rd story. The hotel lady said it doesn’t have a basin but the man said that is okay I’ll shave out the window. The next day another man came to the hotel. He asked if he could have the 2nd story. The hotel lady said it doesn’t have a toilet the man said that is okay I’ll just pea out of the window ...[text shortened]... Then the next man said I had the best day yesterday I had a nice juicy sausage for lunch😛😏😵😀

Last night I went to a 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He goes: "Not in a row!"


I was coming back from Canada, driving through Customs, and the guy asked "Do you have any firearms with you?" I said: "What do you need?'

Originally posted by jacko11
Last night I went to a 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He goes: "Not in a row!"

do you like it or are you being sarcastic