😀 race horse owner walks into his horses stable while his horse is eating hay " stupid horse every race i put you in you come last i,ve a good mind to have you shot " he says whilst drinking his g&t and smoking his cigar .. " ita alright for you coming in here with that drink and cigar ..what do i ever get?" says the horse ..." BLOODY HELL i didnt know you could speak george [ thats the horse,s name] ......"theres alot of things you dont know about me ,like i could win every race you put me in ..if i wanted too," replys george , " well tell me what yo want george, the world is yours if you can win a race " " look" says george " i dont ask for much but i would like a nice lovely sexy mare in my stable ..just the two of us ..if you know what i mean!! " RIGHT if you win the 2.30 at york tomorrow consider it done "2says the horse owner .. the next day george romps home by 10 lengths at the 2.30 at york ... georges owner goes straight out on the booze with all his winings , suddenly he realises his part of the bargain with george" OH NO george is running in the 3 ocklock at ascot tomorrow with all my money riding on him and i havent got his sexy mare .. he thinks to himself ..after several hours phoning his contacts nothing has turned up .. on his way home he passes the local zoo " AH " he thinks ..there must be something in there for george ... he goes in and explains his situation to the zoo keeper ..." well " says the zoo keeper the only horsy type of thing in here is a female zebra ".. that will do i will turn the lights of and push her in ..george will never know " says georges owner .. he goes back turns the lights of in georges stable and pushes her in .."there you go george see you in the morning and have a good time 2 says georges owner .. the next day georges owner sheepishly enters the stable ..."now then george did you have a good night ?" george is puffing and panting and all his hair is stuck up " GOOD BLOODY NIGHT " george says " I HAVE BEEN 10 HOURS AND I STILL CANT GET THESE BLOODY PAJAMAS OFFF!!!!
