WIFE: If I die, will you marry again?
HUSBAND: Yes, I think so.
WIFE: Oh? Will you live in this house?
HUSBAND: Yeah, I don't see why not.
WIFE: Will you sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND: Yes, I will.
WIFE: ooh. I suppose you'll give her my golf clubs too.
HUSBAND: No. She's left handed.
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@rookie54 saidI've seen them called "Neuticles for rednecks".
you bought a brand new truck
you want yer new truck to be fancy
you make the decision to hang "truck nutz" from yer brand new truck
this makes yer truck, born without balls, transgender
congratulations on yer new truck
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@ponderable saidThank you, Doctor Zhivago.
Please consider that this is not a discussion thread, but a joke thread.
mandatory joke:
Homeless people are the most persistent activists in society.
Not a single day goes by without them asking for change!
@kevin-eleven saidPoruchik Rzhevsky is putting his riding boots on and is about to take leave of a charming demoiselle he had met the previous evening: "Mon cher Poruchik", she intones teasingly, "aren't you forgetting about the money?" Rzhevsky turns to her and says proudly: "Hussars never take money!"
Thank you, Doctor Zhivago.
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@kevin-eleven saideliminated but Dives smell would linger.
Interesting that you have not been removed permanently.