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Teacher Arrested At Pearson Airport
A high school teacher was arrested today at Toronto's Pearson Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator.
At a press conference, Premier Kathleen Wynne said she believes the man is a member of the notorious extremist Al-Gebra movement.
She did not identify the man, who has been charged by the OPP with carrying weapons of maths instruction.
'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Premier said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns"; but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are three sides to every triangle."
When asked to comment on the arrest, Prime Minister Trudeau said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of maths instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."
Fellow Liberal colleagues told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by any Prime Minister.
@kevin-eleven saidWell he ignored me, and looking back, that was probably the exact right move. 🙂
This is on a tangent -- and I know you know I have an eye for the guys -- but now I'm thinking I might go for night vision as well as vision correction in my first batch of gene-mods.
As for night vision, I know some people have totally crappy night vision, but mine's always been good.
@badradger saidOh, brother.
just thumbed up dive for the second time ever 2 thumbs up Dive ....man did that feel good......Badger is going Green
Tinfoil hats stop those rays from penetrating, at least that's what he told me.
@kevin-eleven saidProbably for the best.
re: "Or is there really just something wrong with you that you cannot help no matter how hard you try?"
Dodging my question in the way that you did only suggests that you felt rather uncomfortable giving a direct and truthful answer, but I am not quite ready to offer my sympathies and commiserations.
