I recommend a bucket of chicken and 4 tubs of gravy, disrobe into undergarments, spread plastic on floor, sit down in the middle of plastic and proceed to dip chicken into gravy, alternately sucking the gravy off the chicken and taking actual bites. on second thought, make that 6 tubs of gravy. don't waste time or stomach space with crud like veggies, biscuits, or potatos.
be sure to clean up all evidence, ands sweep the room for hidden video