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  1. Subscriberlemondrop
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    09 Sep '18 15:56
    one sentence at a time using RHP members as characters

    I'll start

    Mister moggy was smiling ear to ear while Seitse was looking for a way out of this mess.
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    09 Sep '18 16:19
    Originally posted by @lemondrop
    one sentence at a time using RHP members as characters

    I'll start

    Mister moggy was smiling ear to ear while Seitse was looking for a way out of this mess.
    It was muggy in that dank, drafty bar, which smelled like cans of inconsequential roach spray and quickly mopped vomit. But, Stees and Rusty kept their cool, downing lemondrop shots like Russ was going to cork the tap at any moment.
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    09 Sep '18 16:52
    Originally posted by @wolfe63
    It was muggy in that dank, drafty bar, which smelled like cans of inconsequential roach spray and quickly mopped vomit. But, Stees and Rusty kept their cool, downing lemondrop shots like Russ was going to cork the tap at any moment.
    Then douchess walks in and takes the milk away so everbody has to drink Black Russians.
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    09 Sep '18 17:13
    Originally posted by @kquinn909
    Then douchess walks in and takes the milk away so everbody has to drink Black Russians.
    I won't ever drink or do a black Russian said supergirl knowing that the Duchess will call her an illiterate racist among other things.
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    09 Sep '18 17:34
    Originally posted by @lemondrop
    I won't ever drink or do a black Russian said supergirl knowing that the Duchess will call her an illiterate racist among other things.
    Then Duchess, while hammered, touched supergirl in an inappropriate manner, and was quickly given an ass whooping.
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    09 Sep '18 18:15
    Originally posted by @chaney3
    Then Duchess, while hammered, touched supergirl in an inappropriate manner, and was quickly given an ass whooping.
    meanwhile, padger and roma45 were spotted dancing cheek to cheek at a local tavern as radioactive69 looked on and was boiling with jealousy hardly able to keep his pants dry..
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    09 Sep '18 20:19
    Originally posted by @chaney3
    Then Duchess, while hammered, touched supergirl in an inappropriate manner, and was quickly given an ass whooping.
    Then in walks quackquack w/ a video cam and asks for his spanking.
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    09 Sep '18 23:371 edit
    Originally posted by @kquinn909
    Then in walks quackquack w/ a video cam and asks for his spanking.
    A few seconds later, Very Rusty appears with his belt of thorns.
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    10 Sep '18 00:10
    Originally posted by @lemondrop
    A few seconds later, Very Rusty appears with his belt of thorns.
    Then Suzy walks in through the back w/ Serena Williams and drops to her knees and proposes marriage to doushess and askes for forgiveness, they belly up to the bar for black Russians and chastise the old white bartender as all the problems of the world are his fault.
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    10 Sep '18 00:21
    Originally posted by @kquinn909
    Then Suzy walks in through the back w/ Serena Williams and drops to her knees and proposes marriage to doushess and askes for forgiveness, they belly up to the bar for black Russians and chastise the old white bartender as all the problems of the world are his fault.
    Then, all of the patrons of the tavern turned to look when the bartender shouted "Duchess, I didn't know you were Chinese....and black"!!!
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    10 Sep '18 01:051 edit
    Originally posted by @chaney3
    Then, all of the patrons of the tavern turned to look when the bartender shouted "Duchess, I didn't know you were Chinese....and black"!!!
    All except Stees who lifted his drunken head from the puddle of stale beer on the table and stammered "Wha? What?! I thought she was Canadian."
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    10 Sep '18 01:06
    Originally posted by @chaney3
    Then, all of the patrons of the tavern turned to look when the bartender shouted "Duchess, I didn't know you were Chinese....and black"!!!
    "shut up you illiterate troll" said the duchess "and pour me another bubbly whatever"
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    10 Sep '18 01:15
    Originally posted by @lemondrop
    "shut up you illiterate troll" said the duchess "and pour me another bubbly whatever"
    The old, white male bartender had enough of the insults hurled at him by the Duchess, so he reached under the bar for his shotgun.....when out of nowhere, Ghost of a Duke appeared, offered his expensive counseling, along with cheese, and calmed the man down. Well done, even for a British man.
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    10 Sep '18 01:27
    Originally posted by @chaney3
    The old, white male bartender had enough of the insults hurled at him by the Duchess, so he reached under the bar for his shotgun.....when out of nowhere, Ghost of a Duke appeared, offered his expensive counseling, along with cheese, and calmed the man down. Well done, even for a British man.
    The sight of Ghost of a Duke so excited whodey that he fell flat on his face letting out a high pitched scream.
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    10 Sep '18 04:20
    Originally posted by @lemondrop
    The sight of Ghost of a Duke so excited whodey that he fell flat on his face letting out a high pitched scream.
    The cops showed up and figured out that it was Shav with a shiv in Whodeys back that caused the scream.
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