let's write a story.......

Originally posted by @kquinn909
In comes sonhouse with Elon Musk smoking a big fat blunt and a bottle of Knob Creek bourbon

Saying, "Speaking of knobs, where's kquinn909 anyway?"

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
Saying, "Speaking of knobs, where's kquinn909 anyway?"

It has been rumoured he took a very long walk off a short pier.

-VR

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
Saying, "Speaking of knobs, where's kquinn909 anyway?"

getting ready to fly from ca. to fl. to sit on his boat on the dock and do some fishing and buy a bunch of guns to play with. and I reupped my subscription last nit. Happy now Rusty ole dog?

Originally posted by @kquinn909
getting ready to fly from ca. to fl. to sit on his boat on the dock and do some fishing and buy a bunch of guns to play with. and I reupped my subscription last nit. Happy now Rusty ole dog?

Good Job, Russ would be more happy...LOL...you young whipper snapper! 😛

Watch not to shoot your self in the foot!

-VR

Originally posted by @very-rusty
Good Job, Russ would be more happy...LOL...you young whipper snapper! 😛

Watch not to shoot your self in the foot!

-VR

Young? LOL Prolly older than you

So sonhouse starts downing shots and telling everyone he is the new space x astronaut and he has been selected to go to Mars on a one way trip.

meanwhile roma and radiodecay are ready to tie the knot and move into their new shack by the railroad track

Originally posted by @lemondrop
meanwhile roma and radiodecay are ready to tie the knot and move into their new shack by the railroad track

Luckily, Roma was smart enough to add some class to the occasion.

Because, no one objected to the sound of squealing metal-on-metal as the rumbling engines dragged corroded coal carts across the rail.

After all...eye-candy was afoot! Drewnogal, Aranya, Torunn and Suzianne were all invited to sing the wedding hymnals, as a quartet. It was glorious!

Originally posted by @wolfe63
Luckily, Roma was smart enough to add some class to the occasion.

Because, no one objected to the sound of squealing metal-on-metal as the rumbling engines dragged corroded coal carts across the rail.

After all...eye-candy was afoot! Drewnogal, Aranya, Torunn and Suzianne were all invited to sing the wedding hymnals, as a quartet. It was glorious!

the duchess was not invited and in a fit of rage pulled out her two front teeth but still feeling beautiful and alluring

Originally posted by @lemondrop
the duchess was not invited and in a fit of rage pulled out her two front teeth but still feeling beautiful and alluring

Her flat head then made an excellent place for Mudfinger to stow his beer.

Originally posted by @wolfe63
Her flat head then made an excellent place for Mudfinger to stow his beer.

Mudfinger said Stees was tasty. I am here to say he is right.

Originally posted by @the-gravedigger
So sonhouse starts downing shots and telling everyone he is the new space x astronaut and he has been selected to go to Mars on a one way trip.

after finding a helmet big enough for sonhouse's head he finally lands on Mars and finds that it was not what he expected

Originally posted by @lemondrop
after finding a helmet big enough for sonhouse's head he finally lands on Mars and finds that it was not what he expected

Where are all the cheering crowds he thought,and the ticker tape parade.

Originally posted by @the-gravedigger
Where are all the cheering crowds he thought,and the ticker tape parade.

he was instead greeted by an angry clan of martians and used as a sex toy

Originally posted by @lemondrop
he was instead greeted by an angry clan of martians and used as a sex toy

Matt Damon showed back up and gave up his last 3 potatoes to plug his anal orifice and save him for now.