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Originally posted by @kquinn909
Matt Damon showed back up and gave up his last 3 potatoes to plug his anal orifice and save him for now.
Then he realized that he already had a "mudfinger", and thus didn't need the taters after all.

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Originally posted by @kquinn909
Matt Damon showed back up and gave up his last 3 potatoes to plug his anal orifice and save him for now.
Then he realized that he already had a "mudfinger", and thus didn't need the taters after all.

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GBS stared up at the sky and kept repeating himself.

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Originally posted by @the-gravedigger
GBS stared up at the sky and kept repeating himself.
this would go on for days until rookie54 shoved a tater in his mouth and put him on the grill

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Originally posted by @lemondrop
this would go on for days until rookie54 shoved a tater in his mouth and put him on the grill
Then the lemon dropped! The flame was set too high and exploded an eyeball. The bitter juices ruined the meal for all.

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Originally posted by @wolfe63
Then the lemon dropped! The flame was set too high and exploded an eyeball. The bitter juices ruined the meal for all.
The situation was to deteriorate further when Wolfe revealed himself as Hannibal Lecter and ate Rookie's liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
The situation was to deteriorate further when Wolfe revealed himself as Hannibal Lecter and ate Rookie's liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
rookie was still alive and a quick transplant of big stees partially cooked liver was successful

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Originally posted by @lemondrop
rookie was still alive and a quick transplant of big stees partially cooked liver was successful
It was a miracle Rookie lived without a liver.

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Originally posted by @very-rusty
It was a miracle Rookie lived without a liver.
rusty forgot his -VR and was last seen running naked, but few noticed

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with his short putter flapping in the wind, rusty made it to the door of his leader shortcircuit who was in the middle of some clan negotiation and not in a very good mood

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Maiden Gertrude aka lemondrop was the only one to notice VR was naked.

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Shortcircuit answers the door and looking down at rusty says "it's not that cold but cover yourself anyway" and asks "does anyone know you're here?"

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Originally posted by @lemondrop
Shortcircuit answers the door and looking down at rusty says "it's not that cold but cover yourself anyway" and asks "does anyone know you're here?"
Maiden Gertrude aka lemondrop gets away from the story and starts throwing shots at people. Someone call the Police he/she is out of control.

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Originally posted by @very-rusty
Maiden Gertrude aka lemondrop gets away from the story and starts throwing shots at people. Someone call the Police he/she is out of control.
shorty steps aside to let rusty in but shorty was not alone, mghn55 was there in his bathrobe

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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
The situation was to deteriorate further when Wolfe revealed himself as Hannibal Lecter and ate Rookie's liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
However, Wolfe Lecter noted that the Chianti suffered "sa di tappo" and immediately requested a change to Angelo Gaja's Brunello di Montalcino, 2012. Better with his favorite variety of "sweet breads".