let's write a story.......

Originally posted by @kquinn909
The cops showed up and figured out that it was Shav with a shiv in Whodeys back that caused the scream.

Then Suzy walks in and all h**l breaks loose

Originally posted by @kquinn909
Then Suzy walks in and all h**l breaks loose

But in the midst of all the chaos, Suzianne sees chaney3 enter the tavern, and her heart melts with desire.

(Lol lol, sorry)

Originally posted by @chaney3
But in the midst of all the chaos, Suzianne sees chaney3 enter the tavern, and her heart melts with desire.

(Lol lol, sorry)

At which point WOLFE63 saunters in and 'howls, "Suzianne, you said I was the only one" at which point he pulls out his 9mm pistol, of unknown origin, and shoots chaney3 between the eyes, causing the Suz, to go into hysterics.

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
At which point WOLFE63 saunters in and 'howls, "Suzianne, you said I was the only one" at which point he pulls out his 9mm pistol, of unknown origin, and shoots chaney3 between the eyes, causing the Suz, to go into hysterics.

call 911 shouts shortcircuit while huddling with his clan Metallica in a dark corner of the bar

Originally posted by @lemondrop
call 911 shouts shortcircuit while huddling with his clan Metallica in a dark corner of the bar

911 is thankfully not needed as it was just a flesh wound, which Suzianne mended with much TLC. When the commotion ended, she spots Dive sitting alone guzzling beer after beer, and just for the hell of it, she kicks his ass.

Originally posted by @chaney3
911 is thankfully not needed as it was just a flesh wound, which Suzianne mended with much TLC. When the commotion ended, she spots Dive sitting alone guzzling beer after beer, and just for the hell of it, she kicks his ass.

Boblal45 runs for the exit as he fears he's next to get a butt kicking all the while the duchess is mumbling "illiterate trolls" and orders another sparking wine.

Originally posted by @lemondrop
Boblal45 runs for the exit as he fears he's next to get a butt kicking all the while the duchess is mumbling "illiterate trolls" and orders another sparking wine.

Due to her drunkenness, Duchess whips out her penis, which shocks all who see it, except for FMF, who has an aroused look upon his face.

has anyone ever noticed that one never sees very rusty and sonhouse in the same room at the same time???

Originally posted by @rookie54
has anyone ever noticed that one never sees very rusty and sonhouse in the same room at the same time???

Now that you (rookie54) mention it, no, but then the only room that Very Rusty is in is the his bank's vault, which nobody, not even Grampy Bobby's allowed into.

Originally posted by @rookie54
has anyone ever noticed that one never sees very rusty and sonhouse in the same room at the same time???

the news reporter, rookie54, will be investigating this mystery

meanwhile during their dance roma45 whispers in padger's ear " I agree with your clan proposal for the most part but we must keep it between us"

"Damn!" exclaims WOLFE63. "That damned dog of mine watered my beebee gun one time too many. Now it's a worthless rod of rust."

Originally posted by @wolfe63
"Damn!" exclaims WOLFE63. "That damned dog of mine watered my beebee gun one time too many. Now it's a worthless rod of rust."

“WHO let that dirty dog in here sizzled Lemondrop? “
His face scrunched up disgust.

Originally posted by @drewnogal
“WHO let that dirty dog in here sizzled Lemondrop? “
His face scrunched up disgust.

and why is that dirty dog sniffing the crotch of Hand of Hecate?

In comes sonhouse with Elon Musk smoking a big fat blunt and a bottle of Knob Creek bourbon