Originally posted by huckleberryhoundHonesty is usually a good policy, except when delivered on the blade of a knife embedded in a liked-one's heart. But it might work. I guess if it doesn't, do you really want to be with that person in the first place?
Has anyone mentioned honesty yet ? I hear women dig it, and if they don't......that's me tricked out, worry.
Originally posted by huckleberryhoundbwahahahahah! right...
Has anyone mentioned honesty yet ? I hear women dig it...
"does this look good on me?"
"do you think I've gained some weight?"
"seriously, tell me about your previous girlfriend."
"do you think my tits are big enough?"
"do you think my ass is too big?"
Originally posted by wormwood"does this look good on me?"
bwahahahahah! right...
"does this look good on me?"
"do you think I've gained some weight?"
"seriously, tell me about your previous girlfriend."
It looks better on your sister.
"do you think I've gained some weight?"
Oof! Get off my lap you pig.
"seriously, tell me about your previous girlfriend."
She was a sexual deviant. Crazed in the sack. Not a bit like you.
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Originally posted by wormwoodNah, seriously, it does work, maybe not as pretty as a well executed lie, but it gets the point across....that and looking like you could stab her brother, that always helps π
bwahahahahah! right...
"does this look good on me?"
"do you think I've gained some weight?"
"seriously, tell me about your previous girlfriend."
"do you think my tits are big enough?"
"do you think my ass is too big?"
(cept for the stabbing part, that was some of my best advice to date)
Originally posted by mikelomThat'd be a 'Yes' then!
YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT THE BEAUTY OF THE PEOPLE OF THE COUNTRY AND THEIR LIFE. Your value judgement is so naive and ignorant it is actually quite arrogant. I hope you fall in love deeply many times and each time you get close to achieving something you get kicked in the teeth.... you insulting tosser!
Originally posted by huckleberryhoundI tried honesty for a looong time. but they always said I should lie, which I never really could believe they wanted me to do, so I didn't. until my last girlfriend convinced me I should lie, so I started. only little white lies, half-truths, as I just can't bring myself to lie about anything big. but the outcome was that she seemed to be a lot happier.
Nah, seriously, it does work, maybe not as pretty as a well executed lie, but it gets the point across....that and looking like you could stab her brother, that always helps π
(cept for the stabbing part, that was some of my best advice to date)
all the time you use trying to understand women, is time wasted.
Originally posted by wormwoodI am single, and hopelessly dependant on tarts right enough.......π
I tried honesty for a looong time. but they always said I should lie, which I never really could believe they wanted me to do, so I didn't. until my last girlfriend convinced me I should lie, so I started. only little white lies, half-truths, as I just can't bring myself to lie about anything big. but the outcome was that she seemed to be a lot happier.
all the time you use trying to understand women, is time wasted.