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Originally posted by Frank Burns
Never say I love you to anyone who hangs around a crapper!

That would include you snoopydoopykins.
It's the most fertile ground for love, though. Especially if you miss the bowl.

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Yes, the gift that keeps on giving.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Has anyone mentioned honesty yet ? I hear women dig it, and if they don't......that's me tricked out, worry.
Honesty is usually a good policy, except when delivered on the blade of a knife embedded in a liked-one's heart. But it might work. I guess if it doesn't, do you really want to be with that person in the first place?

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Originally posted by wormwood
that's true... how about not saying anything at first, just smiling back, maybe stroking her hair and then complimenting how sweet and beautiful she is?
I like this...I add an open mouth kiss between hair strokes though. It's a surprisingly erotic rhythm.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Has anyone mentioned honesty yet ? I hear women dig it...
bwahahahahah! right...


"does this look good on me?"
"do you think I've gained some weight?"
"seriously, tell me about your previous girlfriend."
"do you think my tits are big enough?"
"do you think my ass is too big?"

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Originally posted by wormwood
bwahahahahah! right...


"does this look good on me?"
"do you think I've gained some weight?"
"seriously, tell me about your previous girlfriend."
Touche! I retract my previous answer.

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Originally posted by wormwood
bwahahahahah! right...


"does this look good on me?"
"do you think I've gained some weight?"
"seriously, tell me about your previous girlfriend."
"does this look good on me?"

It looks better on your sister.


"do you think I've gained some weight?"

Oof! Get off my lap you pig.


"seriously, tell me about your previous girlfriend."

She was a sexual deviant. Crazed in the sack. Not a bit like you.
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Originally posted by PBE6
Next time I want your opinion I'll tell you what it is, McLoam.
Then don't insult countries you know absolutely nothing about! You think Thailand is all about lady boys....... you ignorant fkr! You are going nowhere in life, I will ensure it!

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Originally posted by wormwood
bwahahahahah! right...


"does this look good on me?"
"do you think I've gained some weight?"
"seriously, tell me about your previous girlfriend."
"do you think my tits are big enough?"
"do you think my ass is too big?"
Nah, seriously, it does work, maybe not as pretty as a well executed lie, but it gets the point across....that and looking like you could stab her brother, that always helps πŸ˜€


(cept for the stabbing part, that was some of my best advice to date)

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Originally posted by mikelom
YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE NO IDEA ABOUT THE BEAUTY OF THE PEOPLE OF THE COUNTRY AND THEIR LIFE. Your value judgement is so naive and ignorant it is actually quite arrogant. I hope you fall in love deeply many times and each time you get close to achieving something you get kicked in the teeth.... you insulting tosser!
That'd be a 'Yes' then!

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Nah, seriously, it does work, maybe not as pretty as a well executed lie, but it gets the point across....that and looking like you could stab her brother, that always helps πŸ˜€


(cept for the stabbing part, that was some of my best advice to date)
I tried honesty for a looong time. but they always said I should lie, which I never really could believe they wanted me to do, so I didn't. until my last girlfriend convinced me I should lie, so I started. only little white lies, half-truths, as I just can't bring myself to lie about anything big. but the outcome was that she seemed to be a lot happier.


all the time you use trying to understand women, is time wasted.

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Originally posted by mikelom
Then don't insult countries you know absolutely nothing about! You think Thailand is all about lady boys....... you ignorant fkr! You are going nowhere in life, I will ensure it!
I wasn't insulting Thailand, I was insulting you! Go drink some salt water, rube.

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it's all about sincerity and honesty.
as soon as you can fake them you are quids in !

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Originally posted by wormwood
I tried honesty for a looong time. but they always said I should lie, which I never really could believe they wanted me to do, so I didn't. until my last girlfriend convinced me I should lie, so I started. only little white lies, half-truths, as I just can't bring myself to lie about anything big. but the outcome was that she seemed to be a lot happier.


all the time you use trying to understand women, is time wasted.
I am single, and hopelessly dependant on tarts right enough.......😞

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Love ??



love......That's that sticky thing with custard, right ?
In Norway, love ('kjærlighet'πŸ˜‰ comes on a stick ('kjærlighet på pinne'πŸ˜‰, like this: http://www.presenta.no/storage/main/16_SULU-001_470x353.jpg