Picture 2.
Honestly the black pieces have been electrified, don't touch them
Picture 6
You should have seen the one that got away it was this big.
Picture 17
"four at front of picture"
We only came in here for a quiet drink when some strange people put these boards in front of us and told us to play. No idea what to do now so just smile and look intelligent!
Picture 19
Why could we not have got the big board?
Picture 22
To mean to buy lunch I brought my own sandwiches all the way from Australia.
Picture 26
Wish Angie would stop playing footsie with me, it's ruining my concentration.
Picture 34
I escaped from Carstairs.
Picture 35
Do ya think I'm sexy?
Picture 39
Right guys we got the noose round his neck without him noticing....
Picture 40
Right you greedy B, leave some pizza for the rest of us.
Picture 41
On loan from Madame Tussauds.
Picture 43
Why can't they send Simon Cowell or Sharon Osborne to listen to me?
