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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Anyone find my ninjas yet?
Last anyone heard they had opened up a tea shop in Tadami.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Last anyone heard they had opened up a tea shop in Tadami.
I've heard that they are going to expand with a sushi bar. 😉

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Shikoku feels like the eye of a hurricane...Hosokawa feels like a man sinking into a swamp, watching the crows circle overhead...but his kill hand is not wet.

Hosokawa's enemies have the collective personality of wilted lettuce. It is most humiliating to be savaged by a pack of wilted lettuce.
My ninjas like to savage their enemies with twice used tea leaves and raw fish!

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
My ninjas like to savage their enemies with twice used tea leaves and raw fish!
Hmmm .... seems to me that they use assassins methods then. 😕

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At last! What should've been rightfully in the hands of Satake is at last in my control.
Asakura sure left this beautiful citadel in a state of disrepair...

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Hey, I have visitors.

This thread is dull. Come on, scum, you're beating me--aren't I entitled to a little being gloated over at least?

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BURP

Ehh ... sorry ... I ment ... BUMP. 😉

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Hey, I have visitors.

This thread is dull. Come on, scum, you're beating me--aren't I entitled to a little being gloated over at least?
feh... too bad Ito doesn't post here...

that might have some entertainment value...

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Oh look, Asakura has obtained more territory without spilling blood...How did that happen? Not through treachery, surely...Matsunaga must have given those provinces away. Generous to a fault...For all Benkei's blather about karma, he's hooked up with quite a serpent himself.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
For all Benkei's blather about karma, he's hooked up with quite a serpent himself.
Ah yes, Hosokawa weakly disparaging others' alleged kleshas while conveniently ignoring the fact his own highly cultivated defilements are causing the premature downfall of not only himself but also those that ill-chose to side with him.

Nothing new to see here.

I'm dedicating all merit-generation to keeping you out of the hell realms, Hosokawa-sama. It's a lot of work, let me tell you. I'm destined for avici in any event. Hopefully I can keep you from joining me there!

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Originally posted by eagles54
Ah yes, Hosokawa weakly disparaging others' alleged kleshas while conveniently ignoring the fact his own highly cultivated defilements are causing the premature downfall of not only himself but also those that ill-chose to side with him.
You'll have your work cut out praying for me and Asakura both.

Coincidentally, you chimed in at post 666. Benkei, the demon monk?

The point of my comment--which expresses amusement as much as disparagement--is that I'm supposedly this evil son-of-a-bitch always conniving to do everyone else in with my "dark diplomacy", yet your gang is quite happy to associate with Asakura, who is actually doing the sort of things I allegedly do. You know, I attempted to betray Shimazu in revenge for something in another game; apart from that, I have actually been a good boy, and even tried to help some people!

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
You'll have your work cut out praying for me and Asakura both.

Coincidentally, you chimed in at post 666. Benkei, the demon monk?
Indeed I do. Performing the necessary prostrations alone on that wooden floor is causing a callus in the middle of my forehead!

And "666" is considered a very lucky number in our culture. I don't take the missionaries' position.

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Originally posted by eagles54
Indeed I do. Performing the necessary prostrations alone on that wooden floor is causing a callus in the middle of my forehead!
No need for cannon, just have your men hurl you at the castle gates.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
I have actually been a good boy, and even tried to help some people!
You mean, like encouraging Amako to strike my vassal not once but twice? Yeah, that's quite helpful to me.

I've helped you in other times and places but the help hasn't been reciprocal. I was a most loyal vassal in one instance, in the other, my own imminent demise and much prolonged heat from friends and enemies alike has been my reward for letting you off the hook and getting others to do so.

The skids to avici are being greased this very moment!

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Originally posted by eagles54
You mean, like encouraging Amako to strike my vassal not once but twice? Yeah, that's quite helpful to me.

I've helped you in other times and places but the help hasn't been reciprocal. I was a most loyal vassal in one instance, in the other, my own imminent demise and much prolonged heat from friends and enemies alike has been my reward for letting you ...[text shortened]... e hook and getting others to do so.

The skids to avici are being greased this very moment!
As you know, I advised Amako according to the information he gave me, which turned out to be false. He played carelessly in AoC and here too. I offered to prove this to you, but you ignored that, choosing to believe what you preferred to believe, no doubt. That I found strange. Well, it no longer matters.

I'm curious as to why you should turn on Matsunaga. He's a better general than Hatano or Asakura. He could have been quite useful to you. He is also quite trustworthy, you know. Then again, he's not dead yet.

It's a pity about AoC. Unfortunately the unspeakable treetalk got the better of both of us there. Then I dropped out in solidarity with Rome. How many are left playing?