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To deal with the difficulties of a client attaining
professional services and act to over come them,
despite that client's blatant stupidity. "

A great collection of some of the best rants regarding stupid clients on the net!
Some days it a great comfort to know youre not alone...

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Stuipid people? Come on...

(Say hi to Dr Benway.)

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Stuipid people? Come on...

(Say hi to Dr Benway.)
I deal with stupid people every hour of every day. They at least make me realise my lot in life is good.

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Originally posted by Policestate
I deal with stupid people every hour of every day. They at least make me realise my lot in life is good.
That's the healthiest, heartiest sort of pragmatism there is. There's always someone selling peanuts on the rim of the crack of doom.

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I like to put things as succinctly as possible, you never know with aforementioned people 😛

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
That's the healthiest, heartiest sort of pragmatism there is. There's always someone selling peanuts on the rim of the crack of doom.
The crack of doom
Is coming soon
The crack of doom
Is coming soon
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

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Originally posted by Nordlys

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Peanuts going half price!

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Little Bunny Foo Foo went hoppin' through the forest
Scooping up the field mice and
Boppin' 'em on the head.
When along came the Good Fairy, and she said:
"Little Bunny Foo Foo,
I don't want to see you
Scooping up the field mice and
Boppin' 'em on the head.
I'll give you three chances, and if you don't mend your ways, I'll turn you . . . into a goon!"

So . . .
Little Bunny Foo Foo went hoppin' through the forest
Scooping up the field mice and
Boppin' 'em on the head.
When along came the Good Fairy, and she said:
"Little Bunny Foo Foo,
I don't want to see you
Scooping up the field mice and
Boppin' 'em on the head.
I'll give you two more chances, and if you don't mend your ways, I'll turn you . . . into a goon!"

So . . .
Little Bunny Foo Foo went hoppin' through the forest
Scooping up the field mice and
Boppin' 'em on the head.
When along came the Good Fairy, and she said:
"Little Bunny Foo Foo,
I don't want to see you
Scooping up the field mice and
Boppin' 'em on the head.
I'll give you one more chance, and if you don't mend your ways, I'll turn you . . . into a goon!"

So . . .
Little Bunny Foo Foo went hoppin' through the forest
Scooping up the field mice and
Boppin' 'em on the head.
When along came the Good Fairy, and she said:
"Little Bunny Foo Foo,
I don't want to see you
Scooping up the field mice and
Boppin' 'em on the head.
You didn't mend your ways your ways on time, so . . . poof! You're a goon!"

And the moral of the story is: Hare today, Goon tomorrow.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
That's the healthiest, heartiest sort of pragmatism there is. There's always someone selling peanuts on the rim of the crack of doom.
..is that what you do for a living...left the freeway off-ramp with the squeege for washing window business, eh ?...too much work...selling peanuts to those hitting the horizon event is a better deal ?...bought any mutual funds with all that cash yet..( i bet you buy no-load mutual because you provide the load yourself )...IS THIS ENOUGH OF A RANT FOR YOU FELLA !

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Originally posted by reinfeld
IS THIS ENOUGH OF A RANT FOR YOU FELLA !
I've seen better...

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Originally posted by Natsia
I've seen better...
Wait around a bit, Reinfeld's just getting warmed up. 😞

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..is that what you do for a living...left the freeway off-ramp with the squeege for washing window business, eh ?...too much work...selling peanuts to those hitting the horizon event is a better deal ?...bought any mutual funds with all that cash yet..( i bet you buy no-load mutual because you provide the load yourself )...IS THIS ENOUGH OF A RANT FOR YOU FELLA !
Liked those peanuts, did you? Salty, weren't they? Bet you're pretty thirsty, now, huh? Like some water, wouldn't you? Well I got water, bud, but it's going to cost you...

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..cost me ? ...i own your panties...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..cost me ? ...i own your panties...
Did I mention those nuts were uh recycled?