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...i have developed a case of mange from letting my dog sleep on my bed...i went to my doctor and he refused to treat me...he sent me over to the vet...the vet will not take blue cross... i am in a fix...do you have a home remedy ?...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
...i have developed a case of mange from letting my dog sleep on my bed...i went to my doctor and he refused to treat me...he sent me over to the vet...the vet will not take blue cross... i am in a fix...do you have a home remedy ?...
a revolver.

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"The dog species of sarcoptic mange can TEMPORARILY infect humans. Usually
the itchiness from this lasts about three weeks, or less. The mite can't
live in humans, so it dies. If the dog remains in the household and remains
infected it can continue to give its owners new mites, though -- so the
itching can last longer because there is a constant new supply of mites.
Cortisones are sometimes used to reduce the inflammation and itchiness. It
is not necessary to kill the mites because the are going to die, anyway.

"

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...perhaps i should be more clear...the mange is growing on my prosthetic leg...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
...i have developed a case of mange from letting my dog sleep on my bed...i went to my doctor and he refused to treat me...he sent me over to the vet...the vet will not take blue cross... i am in a fix...do you have a home remedy ?...
What's mange?

It sounds distinctly horrible.

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Originally posted by reinfeld
...perhaps i should be more clear...the mange is growing on my prosthetic leg...
perhaps you should.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
What's mange?

It sounds distinctly horrible.
It means "many" in Norwegian. I think reinfeld has many prosthetic legs.

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...this is a special prosthetic leg...i took it from an old lady who was at the shoe store looking for just one left shoe...when she was busy with the salesman i swiped it...i have a whole collection of odd things i have stolen in 2007 but this is the best one yet...she had to hop all the way back to the car park to get home...and then she realized that she had to work the clutch and the gas with just one leg...should have seen her move out of the car park...i think she broke a vertebrae in her upper back just getting to the street....( you folks do know that i am putting you on...[ as usual ])...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
...i have developed a case of mange from letting my dog sleep on my bed...i went to my doctor and he refused to treat me...he sent me over to the vet...the vet will not take blue cross... i am in a fix...do you have a home remedy ?...
I recommend you stop sleeping with dogs. 😀

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Originally posted by reinfeld
...this is a special prosthetic leg...i took it from an old lady who was at the shoe store looking for just one left shoe...when she was busy with the salesman i swiped it...i have a whole collection of odd things i have stolen in 2007 but this is the best one yet...she had to hop all the way back to the car park to get home...and then she realized that she ...[text shortened]... ck just getting to the street....( you folks do know that i am putting you on...[ as usual ])...
You mean that your posts are intended to be humorous?

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...i have been given the humour chair at carlisle junior college, outside of duluth...this happened in 1972...the award has been retired as the trustees knew they could never find another better than myself...

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The post that was quoted here has been removed
"Eat(s)" actually. The infinitive is "manger".

So reinfeld eats many prosthetic legs.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
"Eat(s)" actually. The infinitive is "manger".

So reinfeld eats many prosthetic legs.
he's thee maul that heats peephole.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
"Eat(s)" actually. The infinitive is "manger".

So reinfeld eats many prosthetic legs.
Prosthet a Manger?

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