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Little KENNY returns from school and says he got
an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father?
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,'" I said "6", replies KENNY
"But that's right!" says his dad.
"Yeah, but then she asked me "How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the freakin' difference?" asks the father.
"That's what I said!"
Originally posted by shortcircuitThread 73507
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and
you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little
KENNY .
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your
thinking."
Then little KENNY says, "I have a question for YOU. ...[text shortened]... correct answer is 'the one with
the wedding ring on," but I like your thinking."
More I'm sure.
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Originally posted by PhlabibitAh, but that's a different joke. This one is about KENNY.
Thread 73507
More I'm sure.
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Originally posted by shortcircuitLOL.
Little KENNY returns from school and says he got
an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father?
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,'" I said "6", replies KENNY
"But that's right!" says his dad.
"Yeah, but then she asked me "How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the freakin' difference?" asks the father.
"That's what I said!"
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Originally posted by shortcircuitIs this supposed to be funny?
Little KENNY returns from school and says he got
an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father?
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,'" I said "6", replies KENNY
"But that's right!" says his dad.
"Yeah, but then she asked me "How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the freakin' difference?" asks the father.
"That's what I said!"
