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Teachers asks class

'If there are four birds on a fence & you shoot one - how many are left?'.

Little johnny 'none - they would all fly away with the noise of the shot'.

Teacher ' correct answer is four but i like your thinking'.

Little johnny ' I have a question for you - 3 women sitting on bench having an ice cream - 1 delicatley licking sides, 1 gobbling down the top and sucking the cone, & 1 biting the top off of the ice cream - which one is married?'

Teach blushes heavily and says ' well i suppose its the 1 that gobbled the top and sucked the cone'.

Little johnny says ' it's the one with the wedding ring but i like your thinking!'

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Teachers asks class

'If there r 4 birds ona fence & you shoot one - how many left?'.

Little johnny 'none - they would all fly away with noise of shot'.

Teacher ' correct answer is four but i like your thinking'.
I don't get it. 😕

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
I don't get it. 😕

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Evidently.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Teachers asks class

'If there are four birds on a fence & you shoot one - how many are left?'.

Little johnny 'none - they would all fly away with noise of the shot'.

Teacher ' correct answer is four but i like your thinking'.

Little johnny ' I have a question for you - 3 women sitting on bench having an ice cream - 1 delicatley lic ...[text shortened]...
Little johnny says ' it's the one with the wedding ring but i like your thinking!'
LOL... good one!! 🙂

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Originally posted by demonseed
Evidently.
I copy/pasted it from a forum that doesn't have the same level of sophistication as here....it wasn't very well written to be honest 😛

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Teachers asks class

'If there are four birds on a fence & you shoot one - how many are left?'.

Little johnny 'none - they would all fly away with noise of the shot'.

Teacher ' correct answer is four but i like your thinking'.

Little johnny ' I have a question for you - 3 women sitting on bench having an ice cream - 1 delicatley lic ...[text shortened]...
Little johnny says ' it's the one with the wedding ring but i like your thinking!'
LOL!

Very good, I take it the person doing the shooting missed the bird then??

😛😉

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I copy/pasted it from a forum that doesn't have the same level of sophistication as here....it wasn't very well written to be honest 😛
Yeah I thought you'd messed what already was a crappy joke but it gave me an easy chance to have a dig at someone so I took it.

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Originally posted by demonseed
Yeah I thought you'd messed what already was a crappy joke but it gave me an easy chance to have a dig at someone so I took it.
It was inadequate 😞

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
It was inadequate 😞
Do they always say that to you? 😳

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
It was inadequate 😞
😉

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
It was inadequate 😞
i'm sure i've heard that before somewhere......

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Originally posted by trevor33
i'm sure i've heard that before somewhere......
Your boyfriend?

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Originally posted by trevor33
i'm sure i've heard that before somewhere......
Was it down in the white south, or something ?

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Originally posted by demonseed
Your boyfriend?
that was it, of course, some guy from omagh who keep giving me blow jobs. i told him i'd found someone else and he called me inadequate.

thanks for the reminder 😛

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Originally posted by trevor33
that was it, of course, some guy from omagh who keep giving me blow jobs. i told him i'd found someone else and he called me inadequate.

thanks for the reminder 😛
Literally gob-smacked by that post.