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Originally posted by rwingett
Poland will not attack me this turn. I can guarantee it.
I bet Lithuania thought they weren't getting attacked last turn.

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Originally posted by no1marauder
I bet Lithuania thought they weren't getting attacked last turn.
You'll just have to trust me, No1.

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Originally posted by rwingett
You'll just have to trust me, No1.
I have no reason to wish the Poles attack you; the Republic has cordial relations with the Great Khan. I figured those armies were coming my way and was surprised to see them on your border. Although looking at the buildup of the Teutonic Knights on Poland's border, it looks like the Poles might be expecting help from Bavaria real soon.

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What is it with your commanders? One's blind and the other appears to be lame. What's next? No tongue? See No Evil, Walk No Evil and Speak No Evil?

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
What is it with your commanders? One's blind and the other appears to be lame. What's next? No tongue? See No Evil, Walk No Evil and Speak No Evil?
Lame? I didn't catch that one. I put in orders to change his name this turn. Somebody far more important will be leading that army.

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He's sitting on his butt. Clearly his legs have failed him.

EDIT - Is that the famous "Shaka-Khan"?

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The Pope is asking for peace in the land.

Everyone please hold your armies where they are, your fleets too. He wants all of the armies in the kingdom to form a line holding hands stretching from England to the Golden Horde.

King P-

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
The Pope is asking for peace in the land.

Everyone please hold your armies where they are, your fleets too. He wants all of the armies in the kingdom to form a line holding hands stretching from England to the Golden Horde.

King P-
Good thing I'm a pagan! All those Xtians with their hands occupied in a line abreast will be good targets.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Good thing I'm a pagan! All those Xtians with their hands occupied in a line abreast will be good targets.
The Pope would like to know why you don't want a free gift? ©

Please, just sit back this season while the civilized world decides what's best for everyone.

King P-

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Originally posted by rwingett
You'll just have to trust me, No1.
We all know now how trustworthy you are... 🙄


Edit: BTW, I heard Poland declared war on the Teutons last turn.

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Originally posted by catfoodtim
Arles is concerned.

His hairy palms would be cause for embarrasment in a hand holding scenario.

Are gloves allowed?
Do you have anything else they can hold?

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
Do you have anything else they can hold?
Thank you for those items that you sent me
The monkey and the plywood violin
I've practiced every night and now I'm ready
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Originally posted by no1marauder
You don't know jack, Princess Dimwit. Explain those two armies in Krakow and Ruthenia about ready to attack the Horde; they came from Warsaw and that ain't the way to Teutonic Knight territory.

EDIT: In fact, KW bragged about the Polish forces that are about to attack Hungary's ally on page 108:

Naturally, you are neglecting to mention th ...[text shortened]... 18 new troops in Warsaw last turn; now tell me how many troops are in Ruthenia and Krakow?
Ahem. Pardon me, Prince Fool. I wasn't commenting on Poland, nor Poland's troop movements. I was commenting on your half-assed comments about what ulterior motive Bavaria had and what Bavaria promised Poland for his help. The only ones that don't know what this is are you and your puppets. So "ponder" away.

I frankly couldn't care less about whatever it is that you are ranting about in your post.

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