Originally posted by Bosse de NageI farted in his general direction... and he still kept banging his stupid head on my fortress walls. I'd love to know WHY anyone would shove and shove and shove against me when I never even looked at the Poles funny.
It's nice that Poland's gone, anyway. A mute nutter's always going to spoil the party.
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Originally posted by PhlabibitMaybe he just wanted a bit of love.
I farted in his general direction... and he still kept banging his stupid head on my fortress walls. I'd love to know WHY anyone would shove and shove and shove against me when I never even looked at the Poles funny.
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Originally posted by buffalobillThat's simple to say on the other side of Bavaria.
The smarter ones allied against Venice. I can't wait for the bluster to end.
BTW What happened to the mighty Venetian fleet?
18 turns and nearly twice the forces, more than 2 knives in the back... and you think sinking his fleet is worth bragging? Give me a break.
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Originally posted by buffalobillIt still exists; look at the map. You'd have less of a fleet if your cheater friend Novgorod hadn't sunk most of the Norwegian fleet so you could pull your long predicted stab in the back of Norway. Too bad he didn't listen to me months ago and didn't stick to his correct opinion that you were a liar.
The smarter ones allied against Venice. I can't wait for the bluster to end.
BTW What happened to the mighty Venetian fleet?
My fleet has destroyed the fleets of two other realms on its own and has won many victories over large naval forces of the enemy in alliance with others. What has your's done?
Originally posted by no1marauderSheez. Get a grip, man. I haven't been following the Med too closely. Once it was very large, now I see only three gallions. I was just asking.
It still exists; look at the map. You'd have less of a fleet if your cheater friend Novgorod hadn't sunk most of the Norwegian fleet so you could pull your long predicted stab in the back of Norway. Too bad he didn't listen to me months ago and didn't stick to his correct opinion that you were a liar.
My fleet has destroyed the fleets of two oth ...[text shortened]... ctories over large naval forces of the enemy in alliance with others. What has your's done?
As for backstabs, you aint seen nothing yet, compared to what's coming my way. And you won't hear me whining.
Originally posted by no1marauderThis can't go unanswered because sometimes you really seem to have gone off the rails. Since when was Nov a friend of mine? I have had no hand in her actions and just been a bystander.
It still exists; look at the map. You'd have less of a fleet if your cheater friend Novgorod hadn't sunk most of the Norwegian fleet so you could pull your long predicted stab in the back of Norway. Too bad he didn't listen to me months ago and didn't stick to his correct opinion that you were a liar.
My fleet has destroyed the fleets of two oth ...[text shortened]... ctories over large naval forces of the enemy in alliance with others. What has your's done?
And your words to Norway were pure calumny. I never knew where they came from. Now I know. I have fulfilled my agreements with Norway, Saxony, Aquitaine, Aragon. Now Aquitaine turns. Did you also have a hand in this?
Originally posted by buffalobillSure; it's a complete coincidence that Novgorod attacked Norway's fleet the same turn that you broke alliance with Norway in preparation of attacking them! Sorta like Lou Gehrig having Lou Gehrig's disease; an utterly incomprehensible quirk of cosmic fate.
This can't go unanswered because sometimes you really seem to have gone off the rails. Since when was Nov a friend of mine? I have had no hand in her actions and just been a bystander.
And your words to Norway were pure calumny. I never knew where they came from. Now I know. I have fulfilled my agreements with Norway, Saxony, Aquitaine, Aragon. Now Aquitaine turns. Did you also have a hand in this?
I predicted you would attack Norway as soon as Denmark was defeated and you did. Norway was a fool to continue as your puppy.
Gee, I have 7 units left and the Heathers still think I'm running things! The mind reels.