Medieval Diplomacy Strategy

Originally posted by Starrman
Err... yeah... umm.. I fear that Rodrigo the Gloomy was drowning his sorrows with schnapps and ordered his men to the wrong province. I think he may be in need of a name change.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
It wasn't Rodrigo's fault (he couldn't have made it there from Paris), it was the captain in charge of the four knights who were in Languedoc. It matters not! They can kill Germans instead.

Originally posted by Starrman
Oh, well, what do you expect from a mere captain, he probably drank too much champagne. Early morning pinch and bite, these French girls always like to fight.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
In this case I'm convinced he had too much Moroccan hashish and completely forgot what he was doing. His horse headed for Alsace, so he followed...

Originally posted by Starrman
That's also a possibility, but the benefits of an ally's army comes at the price of his culture.

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Is that a veiled threat of moonlight lute performances?

Originally posted by Starrman
I was thinking more of introducing the Spanish hobby of attacking windmills to your eastern lands...

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
That's crazy talk, cabron. Where do you come from, La Mancha?

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
That's crazy talk, cabron. Where do you come from, La Mancha?

What's espada mean?

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
What's espada mean?

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
In this case I'm convinced he had too much Moroccan hashish and completely forgot what he was doing. His horse headed for Alsace, so he followed...

Originally posted by nook7
Hey don't knock the Moroccan hashish!

You have never complained before!

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
I have a strong head.

I say my lord, have you heard the rumour that the gold of Novgorod is cursed?

Originally posted by no1marauder
BTW, Poland committed suicide in Rome rather than trying to retake its non-defended prior provinces from the Bavarians.