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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
I don't know that story. Have your skald relate it if you please.
That would be the one.

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Originally posted by eagles54
That would be the one.
Inspiring. I wonder if it can be adapted to trobar clus.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
An old bull and a young bull were watching the sexy cows.

The young bull says "Let's run over there and mate with one of those cows!!"

The old bull says "No. Let's WALK over there and mate with them all!"
And they say delayed gratification has gone out of fashion.

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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
I poke sheep, actually, not goats. And I know that mighty warriors do not flee from a chance to participate in mighty wars such as the ones in Kharne!

Here's some training from A Mighty Warrior himself! Ignore the teen girls.

http://www.homestarrunner.com/tgs10.html
Mighty warriors do not flee? By that standard, if there's anyone who falls short of mighty warrior status it's you. That's all you've done is flee before my armies. Your troops will all die from lack of upkeep but still you won't stand for battle.

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Originally posted by rwingett
Mighty warriors do not flee? By that standard, if there's anyone who falls short of mighty warrior status it's you. That's all you've done is flee before my armies. Your troops will all die from lack of upkeep but still you won't stand for battle.
No; that's not all I've done. If it were, I wouldn't have retaken land from you or fought 7 battles with you this last turn. I've simply avoided slamming the majority of my forces into the larger majority of your forces. Mighty warriors are not foolish. You're the one who is hiding all his troops behind walls despite outpowering the enemy 2 to 1.

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Originally posted by rwingett
Mighty warriors do not flee? By that standard, if there's anyone who falls short of mighty warrior status it's you. That's all you've done is flee before my armies. Your troops will all die from lack of upkeep but still you won't stand for battle.
Lightweight vs. super-heavyweight; the little guy has to skip around a bit to wear you down.

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Anyone want to bet how long Norway lasts?

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Anyone want to bet how long Norway lasts?
I'll bet on 3 turns following this one max.

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Originally posted by Starrman
I'll bet on 3 turns following this one max.
Have you no ambition?! You have three turns including this one to finish him off, or there'll be no party favours this Christmas.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Have you no ambition?! You have three turns including this one to finish him off, or there'll be no party favours this Christmas.
😞 Fine then, 3 turns including this one. Do I get to bring the Christmas tree to the annual Bavarian castle celebrations? Donkey Oatey wants to do some chopping.

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Originally posted by Starrman
😞 Fine then, 3 turns including this one. Do I get to bring the Christmas tree to the annual Bavarian castle celebrations? Donkey Oatey wants to do some chopping.
No half measures for our triumphal celebrations--the entire Black Forest is going up in flames! It'll be a doozy of a Christmas...

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Originally posted by Starrman
I'll bet on 3 turns following this one max.
Two turns, and you're coming with me.

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Originally posted by eagles54
Two turns, and you're coming with me.
Got what it takes, old bull? The Castilian is a skilful matador...

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Originally posted by eagles54
Two turns, and you're coming with me.
We'll see, those reinforcements are a long way away...

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Originally posted by Starrman
We'll see, those reinforcements are a long way away...
Reinforcements?

Hah!

This is our fight, unless you need help.

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