Originally posted by SeitseAnd what do you believe @Seitse?
Oh, now I get it. Mormons are the Pee Wee Herman dressed pairs
knocking every door, talking about stuff. O.k., now I got it. There's so
much on offer out there in the spiritual supermarket that I get confused.
Yours are the old ladies who distribute here the Watchtower magazine.
Some of them speak Spanish, which take away from me the tactic of
switching ...[text shortened]... o avoid them. I've been busted a couple of times
and ended up listening to them for over 5 minutes!
"For the whiskers of Confucius! This clairvoyance bested upon me is more of a curse than a blessing! The images of Miss Marple swollen by her taco meat filled breast implants haunt me! THEY HAUNT ME!
The villagers of Pompeii felt like this! LIKE THIS! Just instead of hot lava I am inundated by the frothy saliva of a nonagenarian detective mumbling indecencies while riding a merry-go-round wearing just cowboy boots!
BEHOLD! There's so much tuna in this sandwich the UN has declared it world heritage site!"
Originally posted by Grampy Bobbyseriously creepy...
And what do you believe @Seitse?
"For the whiskers of Confucius! This clairvoyance bested upon me is more of a curse than a blessing! The images of Miss Marple swollen by her taco meat filled breast implants haunt me! THEY HAUNT ME!
The villagers of Pompeii felt like this! LIKE THIS! Just instead of hot lava I am inundated by the frothy saliva of ...[text shortened]... !
BEHOLD! There's so much tuna in this sandwich the UN has declared it world heritage site!"
1914.1915.1918,1925 are you getting this robin. all dates when the Watch tower predicted the end of the world.
They got smart now and will not be making any more predictions. Business is business.
By the way there is only 144000 of you benighted chumps go to heaven anyway.
The rest of you get to frolic with bunny's here on earth.
Originally posted by Grampy BobbyYes , prescription for divesjuicester
Excellent diagnosis. Prognosis?
Go to the local library and get some decent reading material, anything by Lady Antonia Fraser, read early in the morning and before going to bed. Gentle morning exercise and some light yoga, sauna and steam room at least twice a week. Drink some of Americas finest Imperial pale ale and a Scottish single malt whisky from time to time, anything from Islay will do. Come back in two weeks 'hale and hearty'.