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Originally posted by Nordlys
"Popcorn" has two syllables. So has "sugar". So they fit together. Adding salt instead of sugar leaves that poor second syllable all on its own. That's cruel.
Oppressor! Freedom for syllables!

On what authority do you know what's best for it? Let it be free from the yoke of literary convention!

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Salty is two syllables.

Care to count the syllables in sweet?

P-
swee-eet 😵

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Salty is two syllables.

Care to count the syllables in sweet?

P-
If you mix popcorn and sugar, they fit together so nicely that they form a unity. That's why the word "sweet" is such a perfect description of it. The one syllable expresses the unity. Mix popcorn and salt, and you'll get something as sad as "salty". Tragic.

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Originally posted by Palynka
On what authority do you know what's best for it?
I asked it.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Popcorn should be sweet, not salty.
nah, sweet popcorn is all schticky.
salty is good.

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Popcorn popped in bacon grease with alot of salt is the shiznit.

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Popcorn popped in bacon grease with alot of salt is the shiznit.
Bacon grease? Ewww.

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Popcorn popped in bacon grease with alot of salt is the shiznit.
Jesus, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Bacon grease? Ewww.
Bacon grease is a good substitute for baby seal blubber. 😕

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Originally posted by darvlay
Jesus, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
That's what she said.

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
That's what she said.
Thanks for that thought Ice.
😞

Maybe there should be a RHP poll taken:

C6H12O6 vs NaCl


Nordlys, it's up to you to get to the bottom of this, once and for all.

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Originally posted by mlprior
Thanks for that thought Ice.
😞

Maybe there should be a RHP poll taken:

C6H12O6 vs NaCl


Nordlys, it's up to you to get to the bottom of this, once and for all.
I'm with the "Kettle Korn sucks!" crowd...

now Caramel Corn is another matter entirely.

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Originally posted by mlprior
Thanks for that thought Ice.
😞

Maybe there should be a RHP poll taken:

C6H12O6 vs NaCl


Nordlys, it's up to you to get to the bottom of this, once and for all.
I have already done so. A poll is meaningless, it would just show how many people are ignorant.

Oh, by the way, kettle corn, being sweet and salty, is clearly perverted.

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I have no idea what you people are talking about, and I'm always amazed
at exactly what threads turn into real conversations, but I think my taste
buds are slowly recovering 'cause I can sense the taste of the whiskey I just
poured me.

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People, people...people. Hush, now. Screaming Yellow Zonkers is where it's at.

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