Mixed Metaphors

Red sky in the morning sailors don't like the cut of his jib.

spare the rod and shoot the fish in a barrel of monkeys

“fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice….well…..you just can’t fool me twice.”
George (the burning) Bush

The nail sticking up gets hammered by the tall poppy syndrome.

He had a stiff upper lip and turtles all the way down.

Let sleeping dogs repent at leisure and have their cake.

He couldn’t fight his way out of a paper tiger.

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