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..today...i am going to be a cow...i think i will think like a cow and try to
make cow sounds at the mall...i will put on a black and white shirt and i think i will throw darts at a picture of that farmer with the cold hands....what else can i do for 24 hours to be like a cow...?...mmm..


Originally posted by reinfeld
..today...i am going to be a cow...i think i will think like a cow and try to
make cow sounds at the mall...i will put on a black and white shirt and i think i will throw darts at a picture of that farmer with the cold hands....what else can i do for 24 hours to be like a cow...?...mmm..
Go get butchered?

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..today...i am going to be a cow...i think i will think like a cow and try to
make cow sounds at the mall...i will put on a black and white shirt and i think i will throw darts at a picture of that farmer with the cold hands....what else can i do for 24 hours to be like a cow...?...mmm..
I had two students who were quite adept at mooing "Carol of the Bells" at Christmas time. One sat next to me at Mass one day and said right before it began "What if everyone just started mooing?" I nearly choked trying not to laugh out loud -- and tried not to sit next to him after that.

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..not nice..i am a milk cow and in my prime...13 gallaons a day...too valuable to go to des moines this week...

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..today...i am going to be a cow...i think i will think like a cow and try to
make cow sounds at the mall...i will put on a black and white shirt and i think i will throw darts at a picture of that farmer with the cold hands....what else can i do for 24 hours to be like a cow...?...mmm..
Is this "code" for wanting your utter yanked?

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..no sir...i am not one of the low ones here at this forum who can only indulge in sexual talk...i am an educated phi beta gamma cow...i read the new york times at least once a week and can graph forty different equations in 30 minutes...my barn hosts a weekly gathering of atomic scientists...i never make low and ugly posts...hah to you reverend...where do you live good sir..?

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..no sir...i am not one of the low ones here at this forum who can only indulge in sexual talk...i am an educated phi beta gamma cow...i read the new york times at least once a week and can graph forty different equations in 30 minutes...my barn hosts a weekly gathering of atomic scientists...i never make low and ugly posts...hah to you reverend...where do you live good sir..?
So we can go back to talking about Reinfeldburgers?

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eat me...

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You don't fool me. You're no cow.

PS: If you are a cow, I'll just edit this post to make you look bad.

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..no sir...i am not one of the low ones here at this forum who can only indulge in sexual talk...i am an educated phi beta gamma cow...i read the new york times at least once a week and can graph forty different equations in 30 minutes...my barn hosts a weekly gathering of atomic scientists...i never make low and ugly posts...hah to you reverend...where do you live good sir..?
Next to a Wendys.

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....i am a guernsey....( can you spell that correctly ? ..i can..it is printed on my hoof...)..

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Moo.

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..are you trying to pick me up ?...

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What you need is some good grass.

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Originally posted by reinfeld
..are you trying to pick me up ?...
Moo moo.