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I'm writing a movie script where the US government plans a terrorist attack in Los Angeles using unsuspecting chinese communists. The attack gives the US reason to invade China.

Anyone want to add some details?

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Originally posted by uzless
Anyone want to add some details?
Add lots of swinging titties.

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Originally posted by uzless
I'm writing a movie script where the US government plans a terrorist attack in Los Angeles using unsuspecting chinese communists. The attack gives the US reason to invade China.

Anyone want to add some details?
How on earth did you infiltrate the banking details of Bush's election and support from India?

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Originally posted by uzless
I'm writing a movie script where the US government plans a terrorist attack in Los Angeles using unsuspecting chinese communists. The attack gives the US reason to invade China.

Anyone want to add some details?
No.

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Originally posted by GinoJ
No.
You again. 😴

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Originally posted by uzless
I'm writing a movie script where the US government plans a terrorist attack in Los Angeles using unsuspecting chinese communists. The attack gives the US reason to invade China.

Anyone want to add some details?
It's a good story but you need to change a couple of things. Most important is that the terrorists are (supposedly) sent by the Iranian government. And they don't just attack a major city - they nuke it with a dirty bomb.

Show lots of little children with boils on their faces, their arms burnt, coughing and wheezing as they try to breathe. Show young women in tattored clothes, crying, and brave young men standing in line to enlist in the war to SAVE AMERICA! In fact, that's what you should call it: "SAVE AMERICA".

Yup, you got a best seller!

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Originally posted by mikelom
How on earth did you infiltrate the banking details of Bush's election and support from India?
This is getting a little abstract but thank you!... I do enjoy my job at the Bowling Alley!

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Originally posted by arrakis
Show lots of little children with boils on their faces, their arms burnt, coughing and wheezing as they try to breathe. Show young women in tattored clothes, crying, and brave young men standing in line to enlist in the war to SAVE AMERICA! In fact, that's what you should call it: "SAVE AMERICA".
You could film it in Flint, Michigan.

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Originally posted by uzless
I'm writing a movie script where the US government plans a terrorist attack in Los Angeles using unsuspecting chinese communists. The attack gives the US reason to invade China.

Anyone want to add some details?
Make sure the Chinese all look like this:

http://www.superdickery.com/propaganda/9.html

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Originally posted by uzless
I'm writing a movie script where the US government plans a terrorist attack in Los Angeles using unsuspecting chinese communists. The attack gives the US reason to invade China.

Anyone want to add some details?
If you're going for the alternative viewer, add a homosexual hero, who falls in love with the bad guy, gets screwed over and dies a horrible death...make it something to do with a lamppost and shady lighting.

If you're going for Mainstream America, you'll need a love affair. Beautiful main mand and actress (appoint them before writing the script, that way they'll feel obliged to participate). Have the love affair the focus and keep the real plot to the background.
Kill them at the end to make it moving.

Oscars are gonna rain down on you from above boy!

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Originally posted by uzless
I'm writing a movie script where the US government plans a terrorist attack in Los Angeles using unsuspecting chinese communists. The attack gives the US reason to invade China.

Anyone want to add some details?
Maybe the terrorists could sing?

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Maybe the terrorists could sing?
Would that include Monseigneur Bush?

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Maybe the terrorists could sing?
Osama the musical!

God damn, you're a genius!

Americans: Dem bombs, dem bombs, dem big bombs...
Insurgents: Tomorrow, tomorrow, if we get through tomorrow....

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Osama the musical!

God damn, you're a genius!

Americans: Dem bombs, dem bombs, dem big bombs...
Insurgents: Tomorrow, tomorrow, if we get through tomorrow....
We'll shmoke him out! 5 million sq miles of mountains later? Not even a kidney dialysis machine!

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Originally posted by uzless
I'm writing a movie script where the US government plans a terrorist attack in Los Angeles using unsuspecting chinese communists. The attack gives the US reason to invade China.

Anyone want to add some details?
Swap "Basingstoke" for "Los Angeles", "Basingstoke and Deane Borough Council" for "US government" and "leek show and tombola" for "terrorist attack". Oh, and replace "unsuspecting Chinese communists" with "elderly ladies and colourful local characters". You can keep the last line, though, as long as the current President is in power it still logically follows.