The first step to recovery is admitting that you have a problem... I enjoy ABBA's Super Trouper and may, at one time, have owned the tape which eventually wore itself out.
Tonight the Super Trouper lights are gonna find me
Shining like the sun Sup-p-per Troup-p-per
Smiling, having fun Sup-p-per Troup-p-per
Feeling like a number one Tonight the
Super Trouper beams are gonna blind me
But I won't feel blue Sup-p-per Troup-p-per
Like I always do Sup-p-per Troup-p-per
'Cause somewhere in the crowd there's you
Marginally less gay than this is my addiction to Creme's Ballroom Blitz. I had sexual relations with a young lady at a highschool dance with this song playing in the background. As a result I've always been a fan and spent considerable time, with varying degrees of success, trying to recreate the event with assorted women over the years. I still fantasize about a young Japanese American girl that was kind enough to dress up in a Catholic Schoolgirl outfit for me.... hot.
Oh it's been getting so hard
Livin' with the things you do to me, aha
Oh my dreams are getting so strange
I'd like to tell you everything I see
Oh, I see a man at the back
As a matter of fact his eyes are red as the sun
And a girl in the corner let no one ignore her
'Cause she thinks she's the passionate one
Oh, yeah, it was like lightning, everybody was frightening
And the music was soothing, and they all started grooving
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
And the man at the back said
Everyone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz
And the girl in the corner said
Boy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a ballroom blitz
Ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz
Ballroom blitz
I'm reaching out for something
Touching nothing's all I ever do
Oh, I softly call you over
When you appear there's nothing left of you, aha
Now the man in the back
Is ready to crack as he raises his hands to the sky
And the girl in the corner is ev'ryone's mourner
She could kill you with a wink of her eye
Oh yeah, it was electric, so frightfully hectic
And the band started leaving, 'cause they all stopped breathing
Refrain
Oh yeah, it was like lightning, everybody was frightening
And the music was soothing, and they all started grooving
Refrain
It's it's a ballroom blitz, it's it's a ballroom blitz
It's it's a ballroom blitz, yeah, it's a ballroom blitz
Originally posted by Hand of HecateI like Ten Years After's "I'd Love to Change the World" for much the same reason. At least it's musically respectable, though.
Marginally less gay than this is my addiction to Creme's Ballroom Blitz. I had sexual relations with a young lady at a highschool dance with this song playing in the background.
