Originally posted by eatmybishopWhen I met my last wife for the first time I asked her, at a party:-
i'm great...
"Do you know what is the difference between
a penis and a chicken leg"
When she answered
"No"
I asked her if she would like to go to a picnic with me.
We married but it didn't work out....
she became allergic to
feathers.
I wouldn't want to be with any girl who would succumb to a chat-up line but it can be difficult to break the ice with a girl you fancy so that a conversation may be initiated. I normally, if so disposed, end up saying something random:
"Habermas's position is interesting but don't you think his equiprimordial thesis is problematic."
"I think my cat's homosexual and though I like to think of myself as cool and right-on I can't help feeling a little uncomfortable around it."
"There's a guy who looks like Diego Maradonna down there trying to convince two stunning girls in to a menage a trois with him. It's a real shame, twenty years ago he would have just clicked his fingers, left with them, done the business and snorted an eight ball."
It was explained to me by a girl, who happened to be a psychology postgrad (of all the luck!), that what I am doing is a form of manipulation. By approaching someone and saying something random I am jolting them out of their comfort zone and their familiar rejection/acceptance responses.
Originally posted by mlpriorhey baby, what's your sign?
Coming from a female perspective;
You don't know that you like someone and are interested in dating them unless you have already gotten to know them somewhat.
If you already know them somewhat, you don't need a "pick up line" because you have stuff to talk about.
😴
Originally posted by mlpriorHow do you get to know someone without dating him first?
Coming from a female perspective;
You don't know that you like someone and are interested in dating them unless you have already gotten to know them somewhat.
If you already know them somewhat, you don't need a "pick up line" because you have stuff to talk about.
😴