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Originally posted by AThousandYoung
How do you get to know someone without dating him first?
ML knows EVERYONE!

😉

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In a loud bar: "Excuse me, would you like to dance?". This one's good because if you get rejected, you can come back with"No, no......I said'You look fat in those pants'".

Killer stuff.

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says the man who lives by himself

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Originally posted by eatmybishop
says the man who lives by himself
I'm sure there's more than one 😛

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That didn't cum out right vanhine

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Eat my Bishop weren't you maybe getting married. What did you decide? and had she liked any of your chatup lines when you fist met her?
I think the best "chat up line" is one that makes me laugh, like not serious;
Would you hold it against me if I said your body looks great?!!
it makes me smile 🙂

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Originally posted by yo its me
Eat my Bishop weren't you maybe getting married. What did you decide? and had she liked any of your chatup lines when you fist met her?
I think the best "chat up line" is one that makes me laugh, like not serious;
Would you hold it against me if I said your body looks great?!!
it makes me smile 🙂
Oh, it's you 😛

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says the man who dines alone

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Originally posted by yo its me
Eat my Bishop weren't you maybe getting married. What did you decide? and had she liked any of your chatup lines when you fist met her?
I think the best "chat up line" is one that makes me laugh, like not serious;
Would you hold it against me if I said your body looks great?!!
it makes me smile 🙂
good memory... yes, she still wants to get married and i'm still unsure... my chat up line to her was.... i'm great arnt i... with that she laugh and was impressed with my confidence... after a brief chat she came back to mine... see, i am great

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So says the man who poos alone 😛

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My answer to that depends on what it is a metaphor for 😛

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