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My new neighbor is Undead ...

My new neighbor is Undead ...

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Originally posted by RookRAK
Nope - their house is just like mine - with a full-but-unfinished basement. Like mine it has several basement windows. The end one faces my house, and is obvious when any basement lights get left on (I would notice because I can see this window when sitting in my hot tub at midnight).

I'm still thinking undead ...
Then you might be right...or perhaps some pygmies from the Amazon rainforest who are pinning for the heat and humidity of their homeland and since they are pygmies they may actually be moving about but you just miss them because of their small stature?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
He's undead, and he called you a nosey git for trying to find out.
I just thought he was being rude.

I do remember a few days ago someone wanting equal rights for the undead. I forgot who. It was Huck?

No wonder he was being rude - he doesn't want to be caught for living next door to me without permission.

I bet he's using my hot tub while I'm at work too. 😠

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Originally posted by RookRAK
I do remember a few days ago someone wanting equal rights for the undead. I forgot who. It was Huck?
I think it was cadwah, he's undead as well, and an Undead Rights Activist.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I think it was cadwah, he's undead as well, and an Undead Rights Activist.
Perhaps the house is being used as a headquarters for developing a radical undead rights organization. I'm gonna be really annoyed if they try to eat my brains.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
Perhaps the house is being used as a headquarters for developing a radical undead rights organization. I'm gonna be really annoyed if they try to eat my brains.
Power to the Undead...Ooooops did I say that? Is it normal to be able to stick your index finger into a little hole in the back of your skull?

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If you don't like having undead neighbors, you can always give them a ticket to Chicago or a nice brochure. You don't have to be alive to vote or collect welfare in Chicago. Amazingly enough, though, the non-living are all democrats. It's a miracle.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Power to the Undead...Ooooops did I say that? Is it normal to be able to stick your index finger into a little hole in the back of your skull?
And exactly why do zombies eat brains? Why do zombies eat at all?

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Originally posted by RookRAK
And exactly why do zombies eat brians?
I don't know, maybe they just don't like Brians (edit: or maybe they like them a lot - in a different way). You are not a Brian, are you?

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Originally posted by reader1107
If you don't like having undead neighbors, you can always give them a ticket to Chicago or a nice brochure. You don't have to be alive to vote or collect welfare in Chicago. Amazingly enough, though, the non-living are all democrats. It's a miracle.
Well I shall keep the Chicago idea in mind.

So far I don't know that I mind having undead neighbors. They have not tried to eat my brains yet. In fact I've never seen them. So far they are less annoying than the previous tennants were.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I don't know, maybe they just don't like Brians. You are not a Brian, are you?
Noodles - ya got me again 😠

Just once I want to make a typo and have you ignore it.

Maybe I'll give the zombies a ticket to Norway instead of Chicago.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
Just once I want to make a typo and have you ignore it.
How would you know? In fact, most of the times I don't point out typos.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
How would you know? In fact, most of the times I don't point out typos.
I suppose you're right. I don't really know how many mistakes I've made that you haven't called attention to. I'm hoping that you also don't know.

edit: so I'm still gonna ship you a load of zombies to distract you

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Originally posted by RookRAK
Noodles - ya got me again 😠

Just once I want to make a typo and have you ignore it.

Maybe I'll give the zombies a ticket to Norway instead of Chicago.
I think if you look at your original comment you'll note that you indeed spell it properly.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
I suppose you're right. I don't really know how many mistakes I've made that you haven't called attention to. I'm hoping that you also don't know.

edit: so I'm still gonna ship you a load of zombies to distract you
I ignored one just a few posts ago.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I ignored one just a few posts ago.
Well, I appreciate it.

But have fun with your new roommates anyway.