Originally posted by kfennessyThat is also an excellent idea.
okay, i have a new plan. say it is monday, you call in sick in the morning and say u will be back on wednesday. you stay up all night looking out the window. have a video camera with high zoom ready. when his/her car comes in the night video record your neighborr getting outta the car. stay awake. now it is tuesday (early in the morning). your neighbor will probably come out. video record again. now you know who it is
But I suppose, while I find the situation interesting, it isn't interesting enough that I want to do something. I mean, I could just walk over and knock on the door.
Originally posted by cashthetrashDo wooden stakes work for zombies, or only vampires?
Why not just try the direct approach and tell them you got nosy and wanted a chance to meet your new neighbors but never got one so you decided to create one and stoped by. Be sure to have a wooden stake in your hand just in case.
ok, i've got theories:
1. mabye he/she is a pig wo/man, you know how the pigs don't sweat they just take it up with their fat. this pig wo/man is propably also blind, and blind people don't need any lights, because they can't see it anyway. this blind pig wo/man propably hired an invisible driver so that he/she can get to her/his night time job.
2. your neighbour is a blond hot woman, and everybody knows that blond hot women are not to bright. she propably doesn't know how to screw in a light bulb and therefore she can only have light in the one room she knew already had light bulbs in it. now you think this stupid hot lady wouldn't know how to drive, but you know, in america they let everybody drive, particularly a young beautyful woman that gave everybody a blowjob to get a licence, car, house and job. this also explains the night time working hour, 'cus you all know that whores work best in night time.
3. i'll get back to this one, have to do a bit of thinking first...
Originally posted by DronningIdaThanks. Two new theories I hadn't thought of - and rather creative ones at that.
ok, i've got theories:
1. mabye he/she is a pig wo/man, you know how the pigs don't sweat they just take it up with their fat. this pig wo/man is propably also blind, and blind people don't need any lights, because they can't see it anyway. this blind pig wo/man propably hired an invisible driver so that he/she can get to her/his night time job.
2. y ...[text shortened]... st in night time.
3. i'll get back to this one, have to do a bit of thinking first...
For those who have been following the saga of my undead neighbor, there has been some new activity:
1) He/she/it now has as least two lights. Instead of the only-occassional 40-watt bulb amount of light in the bedroom, there is now sometimes another really dim light on in the living room.
2) This morning - for the first time - several blinds were open when I drove by.
I'm still going with zombie as my #1 explanation.
Originally posted by RookRAKThe plot thickens!
For those who have been following the saga of my undead neighbor, there has been some new activity:
1) He/she/it now has as least two lights. Instead of the only-occassional 40-watt bulb amount of light in the bedroom, there is now sometimes another really dim light on in the living room.
2) This morning - for the first time - several blinds were open when I drove by.
I'm still going with zombie as my #1 explanation.