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My new neighbor is Undead ...

My new neighbor is Undead ...

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i say you get your other next door neighbor to bring a welcoming gift to your "undead" neighbor. if your other neighbor comes back alive, you go for yourself. if he doesn't i say you send your across the street neighbor. if your other neighbor comes back tie him to a chair and convince him to tell you what happened. if he doesn't come back i suggest you call the police, the swat, the navy seals, the coast guard, the fire department, president bush, and the cia.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
... or at least that's the only explanation I can come up with. Consider this:


The house next door is identical to mine in layout. It has been used as a rental property for 10 years, and had been vacant about 4 months. It usually gets rented for a year at a time to various residents doing stints at the big local medical center.

The house next door is ...[text shortened]... y morning).

So I've concluded he/she must be undead, and therefore has no body heat.
Why are you so interested in open windows in a neighbors house. Man or woman. This sounds very suspicious to me. No, wait psychotic.

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
The car could explained by one of your neighbours taking advantage of an empty driveway. Does this fit in?
Well yeah, but you have to comsider the area. I don't live an an area short of parking. There are plenty of places to park, every house on my street has a driveway, and none are overflowing with cars.

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why don't u try my idea? u know, convincing your other neighbors to do your dirty work unknowingly?

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
Why are you so interested in open windows in a neighbors house. Man or woman. This sounds very suspicious to me. No, wait psychotic.
I was first interested because I noticed during the sweltering heat wave, I could barely keep cool running 4 fans all night. I couldn't imagine how someone living in an identical house right next to me could even be alive - their house must have been mid-90s F inside.

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Originally posted by kfennessy
why don't u try my idea? u know, convincing your other neighbors to do your dirty work unknowingly?
Or, maybe find one of the neighborhood kids to go sell cookies or candy bars there or something ... to raise money.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
Well yeah, but you have to comsider the area. I don't live an an area short of parking. There are plenty of places to park, every house on my street has a driveway, and none are overflowing with cars.
Okay. The plot thickens then. I'm just trying to eliminate all the 'normal' reasons for this strange situation. Now we can go for the abnormal ones. So you've never seen the owner of the vehicle then?

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Originally posted by RookRAK
Or, maybe find one of the neighborhood kids to go sell cookies or candy bars there or something ... to raise money.
that is a good idea

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Originally posted by RookRAK
Or, maybe find one of the neighborhood kids to go sell cookies or candy bars there or something ... to raise money.
Like a pawn? 😲

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Like a pawn? 😲
exactly what i was getting at

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Originally posted by RookRAK
I was first interested because I noticed during the sweltering heat wave, I could barely keep cool running 4 fans all night. I couldn't imagine how someone living in an identical house right next to me could even be alive - their house must have been mid-90s F inside.
A likely story. Perv.

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Okay. The plot thickens then. I'm just trying to eliminate all the 'normal' reasons for this strange situation. Now we can go for the abnormal ones. So you've never seen the owner of the vehicle then?
Nope, never seen him/her/it. Most mornings when I leave for work the car is gone. Most evenings when I come home it is in the driveway.

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
A likely story. Perv.
Zombie-lust

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Originally posted by RookRAK
Nope, never seen him/her/it. Most mornings when I leave for work the car is gone. Most evenings when I come home it is in the driveway.
okay, i have a new plan. say it is monday, you call in sick in the morning and say u will be back on wednesday. you stay up all night looking out the window. have a video camera with high zoom ready. when his/her car comes in the night video record your neighborr getting outta the car. stay awake. now it is tuesday (early in the morning). your neighbor will probably come out. video record again. now you know who it is

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Originally posted by RookRAK
Nope, never seen him/her/it. Most mornings when I leave for work the car is gone. Most evenings when I come home it is in the driveway.
Do you have CCTV camera that you can sneakily point at their house? If not, get one. They're only cheap and quite covert. This could prove quite interesting viewing.