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Originally posted by RookRAK
Hi reader - are you still sick?
Yes, but feeling more alert. Writing in capital letters and everything! Will probably go to work tomorrow.

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Originally posted by reader1107
Yes, but feeling more alert. Writing in capital letters and everything! Will probably go to work tomorrow.
Work is overrated, in my opinion. I left early today to play tennis - probably one of my last chances to play outdoor tennis this fall.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
Work is overrated, in my opinion.
Do you think it might be cheating? 😲 Or did it just claim a lot of timeouts?

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Originally posted by RookRAK
Work is overrated, in my opinion. I left early today to play tennis - probably one of my last chances to play outdoor tennis this fall.
True. The weatherman said this is probably going to be the last nice weekend of the year. Way too much work involved in translating lesson plans and schedule for Subs, though. I don't even know who took my class today, because they could only find someone to do the morning, last I heard! They didn't bring the kids to my house, though, so they must've founds some sort of solution. Well, unless they tried to bring them while I was napping. Maybe I should check the front porch!

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Do you think it might be cheating? 😲 Or did it just claim a lot of timeouts?
Probably a combination of the two.

I was very upset and disgusted with an email I read today, so it was great therapy to leave early on a nice afternoon and hit some tennis balls.

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Originally posted by reader1107
True. The weatherman said this is probably going to be the last nice weekend of the year. Way too much work involved in translating lesson plans and schedule for Subs, though. I don't even know who took my class today, because they could only find someone to do the morning, last I heard! They didn't bring the kids to my house, though, so they must've ...[text shortened]... , unless they tried to bring them while I was napping. Maybe I should check the front porch!
I'm sure if they brought the kids to your house you'd have heard them by now - unless you have the quietest class ever.

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MAJOR BREAKTHROUGH!

I've seen the zombie! 🙄😲🙄😲

As I drive past on my way home tonight my up-until-now-unseen neighbor is just unlooking the door. I didn't get much of a look, but my undead neighbor is a woman, not clear about age - certainly younger than me - maybe 30s.

So why, if she is not a zombie, does she hide in the house with what looks like no furniture, and not even enough light to read a book.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
MAJOR BREAKTHROUGH!

I've seen the zombie! 🙄😲🙄😲

As I drive past on my way home tonight my up-until-now-unseen neighbor is just unlooking the door. I didn't get much of a look, but my undead neighbor is a woman, not clear about age - certainly younger than me - maybe 30s.

So why, if she is not a zombie, does she hide in the house with what looks like no furniture, and not even enough light to read a book.
Maybe she's blind and has furniturophobia.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Maybe she's blind and has furniturophobia.
If she's blind I'm very worried because she clearly drives her own car. Maybe it's one of those Braille cars. 😵

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
I think if you look at your original comment you'll note that you indeed spell it properly.
Well he should be able to spell it properly, after all, there are only 2 letters....

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Originally posted by RookRAK
MAJOR BREAKTHROUGH!

I've seen the zombie! 🙄😲🙄😲

As I drive past on my way home tonight my up-until-now-unseen neighbor is just unlooking the door. I didn't get much of a look, but my undead neighbor is a woman, not clear about age - certainly younger than me - maybe 30s.

So why, if she is not a zombie, does she hide in the house with what looks like no furniture, and not even enough light to read a book.
Did you consider the idea she could be a squatter?