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My new neighbor is Undead ...

My new neighbor is Undead ...

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Originally posted by RookRAK
Well, I appreciate it.

But have fun with your new roommates anyway.
Thanks.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Thanks.
Maybe you can teach them to play instruments and form a band. "Ms Noodles and the Zombies" ... I like it.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
Maybe you can teach them to play instruments and form a band. "Ms Noodles and the Zombies" ... I like it.
I hope they will help me fight the Cheating Pseudo-Elven King of Elandor.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I hope they will help me fight the Cheating Pseudo-Elven King of Elandor.
I'm sure they will. Remember these are radical zombies forming an undead rights group. Just tell them the CP-EKoE opposes undead rights, stand back and watch.

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Hey! Here's an update on my undead neighbor.

All the things that are still the same:

- I have yet to actually *see* this person.
- The car comes and goes on a pseudo-regular schedule. So somebody employs zombies.
- No windows are ever open. No blinds ever move. No sign of any "stuff" ever being delivered.

But - last night for the first time a different light was on, briefly, in the upstairs bedroom instead on the downstairs master bedroom. Maybe the zombie has a roommate? Maybe looking to sleep on a different floor.

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is the basement cooler? maybe it's sleeping down there.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
Hey! Here's an update on my undead neighbor.

All the things that are still the same:

- I have yet to actually *see* this person.
- The car comes and goes on a pseudo-regular schedule. So somebody employs zombies.
- No windows are ever open. No blinds ever move. No sign of any "stuff" ever being delivered.

But - last night for the first time a di ...[text shortened]... master bedroom. Maybe the zombie has a roommate? Maybe looking to sleep on a different floor.
This is just too weird! Then again, maybe your undead neighbor spawned another undead.

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Originally posted by reader1107
This is just too weird! Then again, maybe your undead neighbor spawned another undead.
I think it's pretty odd too reader, but only you and I seem to appreciate how weird.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
... or at least that's the only explanation I can come up with. Consider this:


The house next door is identical to mine in layout. It has been used as a rental property for 10 years, and had been vacant about 4 months. It usually gets rented for a year at a time to various residents doing stints at the big local medical center.

The house next door is ...[text shortened]... y morning).

So I've concluded he/she must be undead, and therefore has no body heat.
Perhaps a timer light bulb has been fitted by the land lord to make the property look occupied so as to deter any hoodlums, squatters and genereal waifs and strays.

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Originally posted by jimslyp69
Perhaps a timer light bulb has been fitted by the land lord to make the property look occupied so as to deter any hoodlums, squatters and genereal waifs and strays.
That would explain everything except the car that comes and goes, almost every day, as if to work ...

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Originally posted by RookRAK
I think it's pretty odd too reader, but only you and I seem to appreciate how weird.
Maybe everyone else is undead and so it is no big deal to them! (Sorry, my possessed keyboard will not let me make apostrophes again.) Or they have never had (nor been related to) truly weird neighbors.

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i have a solution. he/she is a member of the cia and is hiding out there. he/she gave crucial information to an anti american company and is now under low profile and in hiding. he/she is now not opening windows, doors, and has to sneak to his/her car before dawn to avoid being seen. he/she now works in an underground, anti american firm where they are planning on destroying large multi national corporations directly linked to the function of our society. thus, the big cheese of his/her company will then rampage america with armies from his underground societies in new zealand, argentina, and western mongolia. this is my theory

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Originally posted by RookRAK
That would explain everything except the car that comes and goes, almost every day, as if to work ...
Errr, timer car? 😕😵

Edit: Not read that bit yet, i'll go back and have a look. 🙂

I do like a good mystery.

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Originally posted by kfennessy
i have a solution. he/she is a member of the cia and is hiding out there. he/she gave crucial information to al qaueda and is now under low profile. he/she is now not opening windows, doors, and has to sneak to his/her car before dawn to avoid being seen. he/she now works in an underground, anti american firm where they are planning on destroying large mul ...[text shortened]... rom his underground societies in new zealand, argentina, and western mongolia. this is my theory
I like your theory. It's quite different than my zombie theory, but equally plausible.

I can't believe I have yet to actually see this person/zombie.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
I like your theory. It's quite different than my zombie theory, but equally plausible.

I can't believe I have yet to actually see this person/zombie.
The car could explained by one of your neighbours taking advantage of an empty driveway. Does this fit in?