Granny here!!! that moronic grandchild of mine has gone to work and left me here tied up to my portable terlet. He took my dentures also.
He must have forgotten that i taught escape and evasion in the Marines way back in niner. I simply sucked the crome off the dog chain he used to tie me up with and melted the cheap steel beneath it with my hot ....well you don't want to know. Ooops! here comes the idiot now. Think i'll crap my diapers one more time so he has to clean it up. HEhehe! He says it looks like chocolate syrup on a cheese cake. EFF HIM! If i return i'll instruct Sunny Girl on how to get a real man so she doesn't have to tease 18 year olds on the internet to get her jollies. Toodaloo!