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Originally posted by mokko
Remember? It's the only event I have circled on my calendar for the whole year.
Normally I'm very a very reserved girl on a first date as well. But in lue of my current situation I can't make any promises. 😉
Hmmm... I'm beginning to think I should perhaps bring my annual shower and laundry day (usually in January) forward by a couple of months.

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Originally posted by mokko
Me too. 😕

Marked another X on my calendar :'(

Think I might go down to the convent today and see if they're hiring.
Why not come to the London meet-up?
You probably won't get laid, but it's still a damned site more intriguing than becoming a bloody nun.

EDIT: site?? Site???? I meant sight, obviously.
That's the Beatles syndrome for you.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Why not come to the London meet-up?
You probably won't get laid, but it's still a damned site more intriguing than becoming a bloody nun.

EDIT: site?? Site???? I meant sight, obviously.
That's the Beatles syndrome for you.
Sadly I am now restricted by law from leaving town without the courts permission 🙁

Just another low life stunt applied by my ex to ensure I never get laid again. 😠

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Originally posted by mokko
Sadly I am now restricted by law from leaving town without the courts permission 🙁

Just another low life stunt applied by my ex to ensure I never get laid again. 😠
Huh?
What country do you live in? Surely that's not legal in Europe.

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Originally posted by mokko
Sadly I am now restricted by law from leaving town without the courts permission 🙁

Just another low life stunt applied by my ex to ensure I never get laid again. 😠
You should go back to court and sort it out, and make sure you get a good layer to represent you 😛

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Originally posted by mokko
Sadly I am now restricted by law from leaving town without the courts permission 🙁

Just another low life stunt applied by my ex to ensure I never get laid again. 😠
That sucks. Is there a skating rink in your town?

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Originally posted by mokko
Sadly I am now restricted by law from leaving town without the courts permission 🙁

Just another low life stunt applied by my ex to ensure I never get laid again. 😠
Who said you have to leave town to get laid?

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Not joking! Dead serious. He's managed to get a judge to restrict me from leaving town without 60 days notice and permission from the courts. Yet he can take her out 6 hours out of town every other weekend.

My laywer was crap. In the process of getting another one but it's still through legal aid and they suck. Money talks. I NEED to get laid!

And yes there's a skating rink 😉

And the men in this town blow chunks 🙁

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
You've got to be kidding. You're lying, right? Because I can be up there in fifteen hours with Vinnie, Vito, and Louie. We can take care of that guy. We'll go pay him a visit.
I like your style. Meet me in the alley at midnight.

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Originally posted by mokko


My laywer was crap.
Lay his laywer 😛

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Originally posted by Vivaldi
Lay his laywer 😛
I'd rather do a pig

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Originally posted by mokko
I like your style. Meet me in the alley at midnight.
Um, I think he meant he'd take care of your fella, not you.

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Originally posted by mokko
[b]I NEED to get laid!b]
Create an open invite.

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
Um, I think he meant he'd take care of your fella, not you.

D
Even better in my books.