Objects in mirror...

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
...or a pound?

It's said that...

...fools rush in...

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
...or a pound?

It's said that...

... where angels...

Originally posted by @moonbus
... where angels...

...already took the best seats.

If you don’t at first succeed...

Originally posted by @js357
...already took the best seats.

If you don’t at first succeed...

... find someone to blame.

If life throws you a curve ball...

Originally posted by @js357
...may be closer than they appear.

A thread about warnings...complete one, start one. Prefer old ones.

Close cover before...

" Everything is ok in the end. If its not ok then its not the end. " . -anonymous fridge sticker.



edit: ( 'fools rush in... ' where wise men fear to tread. ) Silly me. However I think my handle sums up my mistake here..

Originally posted by @lemon-lime
... find someone to blame.

If life throws you a curve ball...

.. please take the next exit.

All the kings horse and all the kings men...

Originally posted by @trev33
100 posts, well done everyone.

...however dont get ahead of yourselves.
Please return your seats to an upright position and ...

Originally posted by @karoly-aczel
...however dont get ahead of yourselves.
Please return your seats to an upright position and ...

... kiss your sweet butts goodbye, 'cuz the plane's going down fast.

The way to a man's heart is ...

Originally posted by @moonbus
... kiss your sweet butts goodbye, 'cuz the plane's going down fast.

The way to a man's heart is ...

.. a special 2 for 1 deal on all medium Hawaiians.
Those that cant find a real job teach. Those that teach...

Originally posted by @karoly-aczel
.. a special 2 for 1 deal on all medium Hawaiians.
Those that cant find a real job teach. Those that teach...

...sacrifice prosperity for altruism.

Even a blind squirrel...

Originally posted by @wolfe63
...sacrifice prosperity for altruism.

Even a blind squirrel...

...is right twice a day.

Early to bed...

Originally posted by @js357
...is right twice a day.

Early to bed...

means you're old.

The best laid...

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
means you're old.

The best laid...

Ain't touchin' that with a ten-foot pole!

The best laid plans ...

Originally posted by @moonbus
Ain't touchin' that with a ten-foot pole!

The best laid plans ...

...allow for frequent...

Originally posted by @js357
...allow for frequent...

urination...

take a -